Review: I Love Everything, Patton Oswalt

[00:00:08] Speaker A: People often in England like people because they're Jack the Lad, you know, like. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Right, say that one again. You kind of have to be in order to pull off an Elton John. [00:00:16] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, it's like with the Oasis twins, you know? [00:00:19] Speaker B: Exactly right. [00:00:20] Speaker A: Every. When I came here, everyone's like, oh, they're arrogant, disrespectful, and everyone's. And I'm like, yeah, but that's why. [00:00:26] Speaker B: That's the draw, right? That's why English people are part of the entertainment. Yeah. [00:00:30] Speaker C: That's the reputation that you also have. [00:00:32] Speaker A: Yeah, There you go. [00:00:33] Speaker B: Right? [00:00:33] Speaker C: Being arrogant, smug. [00:00:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:36] Speaker C: Jack and the Lad. [00:00:37] Speaker B: And people love to watch people that they don't like, you know, Jack and the Lad. Jack of the Lad. [00:00:43] Speaker C: Jack of the Lad. [00:00:44] Speaker B: Is it Jack O the Lad jacking the Lad? [00:00:47] Speaker C: Like, jacking off? [00:00:48] Speaker B: I think that's it. [00:00:48] Speaker A: Jack the Lad. [00:00:50] Speaker C: Jack the Lad. Does that mean. [00:00:52] Speaker A: That's Croesus's favorite English? If you talk to Croesus doing an English, he'll start going, oh, he's Jack the Lad, sir. [00:01:02] Speaker C: That's Wallingford. Sounds like Wallingford. Famous character. What does that mean exactly? [00:01:07] Speaker A: Jack the Lad just means, you know, [00:01:10] Speaker B: cock of the walk. [00:01:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:11] Speaker C: Say what? [00:01:12] Speaker B: Cock of the walk. [00:01:13] Speaker C: What's that mean? [00:01:14] Speaker B: It's. [00:01:15] Speaker C: Tell me one that I meet the one that I understand and then I'll. You'll understand them all. [00:01:20] Speaker A: Jack the Lad just means, you know, like a wise guy just, like, knows everyone gets away with it. [00:01:28] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Jack the Lad. [00:01:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:30] Speaker C: Oh, Jack. Like, Jack a person. [00:01:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:33] Speaker C: He's Jack the Lad. [00:01:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:34] Speaker C: Oh, I thought you mean Jack. Jack off a young boy. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Jack the Lad covered that jacket. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Take off your pants and jacket. [00:01:44] Speaker B: And jacket. [00:01:44] Speaker C: Hey, so it's not a verb, it's a noun. Jack the Lad. Okay. [00:01:50] Speaker B: I never got that until just now. [00:01:51] Speaker C: What? Jack the Lad. [00:01:52] Speaker B: Take off your pants and jacket. I never got. I never. I never got the double either entendre until you just not right over my head. Yep. [00:02:00] Speaker A: So you didn't, like, blink 182 or. [00:02:02] Speaker B: No, I did. I just never. [00:02:04] Speaker C: I just. [00:02:04] Speaker B: The joke. Just never. I get it. [00:02:07] Speaker C: Blank 182. Blank 182. [00:02:10] Speaker B: What? [00:02:12] Speaker C: No, what does that mean? [00:02:14] Speaker A: Blink 18 2. [00:02:16] Speaker C: Blink 18 2. [00:02:17] Speaker B: It's an area code. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Blank the band. [00:02:22] Speaker C: I know the band. Yeah. What does that mean, though, when you say it like that? I can't. I can't hear it. Blink182. [00:02:27] Speaker A: That's the name. [00:02:28] Speaker C: Yeah, but. [00:02:29] Speaker B: But, like, take off your pants and jacket is netting. That's the name of one of their albums, isn't it? [00:02:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:33] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, but that doesn't mean anything, right? Like there's a. There's a phonetic riddle in there with take off your pants and jacket. [00:02:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:02:42] Speaker C: It means take off your pants and masturbate. Yeah, but Blink 182 is. I'm not missing something there, right? [00:02:49] Speaker B: That's the band that made the album. [00:02:51] Speaker C: I know, but it's not a thing. Right. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Oh, did blink one. It was blink 182. Code, you mean? [00:02:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Not as far as I'm aware. [00:02:57] Speaker B: No. I don't. I don't even know what. I don't know where the band got their name. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Okay. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Surprised I never looked that up. That'd be good to know. I'll know next week. That's my homework assignment now. [00:03:07] Speaker C: You two are. Look like you just came from the beach. You've got your short pants on. [00:03:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:12] Speaker C: T shirts. I came in fully sweated out in sweatsuit. It's a fucking 150 degrees in here. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:03:19] Speaker C: Well, you could have give me a heads up on that. You know, I'm. I'm in here sweating my nut. [00:03:24] Speaker A: Giving you a heads up. It's hot. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:27] Speaker C: It's not hot outside. My clothes are. My clothes are perfect for outside, but in here. Christ. [00:03:32] Speaker B: Then take off your pants and jacket. [00:03:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:36] Speaker C: I don't think you'd want to say that. [00:03:38] Speaker A: The. What was it? I. I came here yesterday in full hoodie and sweatpants. Yeah. And. Holy. It's funny, like, the start of summer always catches me because I'm walking around going, why the is it so. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Why am I so pissed off? [00:03:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Why am I. Why is it so hot and annoying? And then I realized, like, oh, I'm still wearing winter clothes and it's 80 degrees outside. [00:04:04] Speaker C: So you feel appropriately dressed today? [00:04:06] Speaker B: Yes. This is much better. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Like to bike down here? [00:04:10] Speaker C: Yeah. You like to bike in a short rather than a pant? [00:04:12] Speaker A: Yes. [00:04:14] Speaker B: Yeah. This getting stuck on your bike. [00:04:17] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:17] Speaker B: Getting stuck on a bike in jeans when it's really warm out. So that. That's an uncomfortable situation. [00:04:22] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I thought about biking, but then what happened? I'm dealing with a back, but Maybe. But when I pedaled around the. The place here on that. That girl Spike you brought in, it kind of felt good on my back. It might be good for the back. Getting the legs moving or something. I'm dealing with a back. [00:04:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:42] Speaker C: You ever dealt with a back? Yep. [00:04:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:44] Speaker C: Yeah. What do you do? What's. [00:04:46] Speaker B: What's the chiropractor. And they didn't acknowledge my belly button ring, remember? Oh, yeah. Pissed me off, so I never went again. [00:04:53] Speaker C: Well, I'm going into acupuncture tomorrow for the first time. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Oh, that sounds interesting. [00:04:57] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:04:57] Speaker C: Yeah, you really. [00:04:59] Speaker A: People really do see you come in, don't they? [00:05:01] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:05:02] Speaker A: They really see you coming down the street and go, hey, what have we got for this guy? [00:05:06] Speaker B: You don't have to wait till tomorrow to be needled. [00:05:08] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm getting it right now. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Yep. [00:05:10] Speaker C: Getting needled right now. Are you saying I. [00:05:12] Speaker A: Are you scared they're gonna put it right through your spinal cord? [00:05:16] Speaker C: They don't really stay on the surface. [00:05:19] Speaker A: What about cupping? Do you do that as well? [00:05:21] Speaker C: I've not, but I'm up. I'm in. I'm into it. I'm up for it. That's next. Okay. [00:05:29] Speaker A: Stones. [00:05:30] Speaker B: I've had the hot stones. [00:05:31] Speaker C: No. Yeah. [00:05:32] Speaker A: What? [00:05:32] Speaker B: Yeah, when I went for a massage one time, they did the hot stones. [00:05:36] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't know that. He ate them up. I just thought they just put them on you. [00:05:39] Speaker B: Yeah, they were, like, rubbing them on my back, the hot stones. If you. If you're listening, you can't see my hands are making a rubbing motion. [00:05:48] Speaker C: Is that hokum as well? Hot stones? [00:05:50] Speaker B: I don't. I don't know. No, I didn't ask for it. It just started happening and it was great. [00:05:53] Speaker C: Yeah, but you say your chiropractor was good, right? [00:05:57] Speaker B: I think I have that. The one I went to, not so great. But then I started going to this guy Dr. Chris Downtown. He was really good. I went. I went to him once a week until it was all healed up and I never had to go back. [00:06:06] Speaker C: Dr. Nick, you said Dr. Chris. [00:06:07] Speaker B: I can put you in contact if you'd like. [00:06:09] Speaker C: We'll see how this goes and then we'll go. [00:06:10] Speaker B: He plays a guitar. [00:06:13] Speaker A: What about the laying on of hands? You're a Catholic. [00:06:16] Speaker C: Say what? [00:06:17] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, the lang. Is it the laying on of hands? [00:06:19] Speaker C: Like. Like healing me? [00:06:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:24] Speaker C: I don't know a priest does that. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Faith healing? Yeah. [00:06:29] Speaker B: Faith. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Are you talking about Reiki? Reiki? [00:06:33] Speaker A: No. [00:06:34] Speaker C: You know, where you put your hands over somebody and it's supposed to, like, heal them. You don't touch them. You've heard of that? That's a New Age stuff. [00:06:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Get that one done. Get some devil sticks. [00:06:46] Speaker C: What was that? Devil's lettuce. [00:06:47] Speaker B: What was that New Age store that was popular in the mall in the 90s that sold 2H store? [00:06:51] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, it Reminds me of the film Obsession. Have you seen that? [00:06:55] Speaker B: No. [00:06:55] Speaker C: Heard about this horror film that came out. It was made for $1,000,000. Reminded me of the Blair Witch, kind of. And it's shattering records. It's huge. [00:07:05] Speaker B: I've heard of this, and it scares the hell out of people. [00:07:07] Speaker C: It didn't me, but my son saw it, and they were very disturbed by it. [00:07:15] Speaker B: There's some of those movies, like, what was that one? Rinky Dink, Skinniering, Skinnamarin. [00:07:20] Speaker C: Skinnamarink. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Yeah, that one came out, and it was supposed to be very abstract and like, terror, you know? I had no idea what the hell is going on the whole time. At the end of it, this woman walked out of the theater. She made a big show of walking out in distress and slamming the door open because it affected her so much. [00:07:36] Speaker C: I was like, at the screening that [00:07:38] Speaker B: you saw, we all lost $18 today. [00:07:40] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm tiring of horror movies. I know about you, but every. [00:07:44] Speaker B: Every, you know, is a good one. I just watched was a hereditary. Hereditary. [00:07:49] Speaker C: That was a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Do you watch horror movies? You don't like that stuff? Yeah. [00:07:55] Speaker B: How about Babadook? Oh, you got to see the Babadook. [00:07:59] Speaker C: Good. [00:07:59] Speaker B: That's one of my favorites. [00:08:00] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, I'm tiring of them. Like, I tired of. I swore off all Avenger Marvel movies. I won't see any more. [00:08:09] Speaker B: Right. [00:08:10] Speaker C: Though I am thinking about seeing that Grogu. Grogu getting back in the Star wars train. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, they're coming out with the Mandalorian movie, too. [00:08:18] Speaker C: Out. [00:08:19] Speaker B: Oh, it's out. [00:08:20] Speaker C: Mandalorian and Grogu. [00:08:21] Speaker B: Oh, is that the same one? Oh, okay, man. Did you see the trailer for it? [00:08:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:27] Speaker B: What did you think about the show Mandalorian? Did you? [00:08:29] Speaker C: I watched it during the COVID Yeah. What'd you think with the family? It was okay. And then we didn't finish it, you know. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah, season three got a little. That's where it kind of dropped off a little bit. But the first two seasons, I loved it. And I'm not a Star wars guy at all, you know, but same thing. I watched it during COVID and I just watched, like, this is. It's beautifully shot, the storylines. Everything wraps together so well. It's very creative, you know? And then I saw the trailer for the movie, and it's like one of those things, you know, it's like music, music, music, music, music, music. Pause. Little tagline. Music, music, music. One of those. [00:09:05] Speaker C: You don't watch The Star wars is either. [00:09:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I've watched them all. [00:09:08] Speaker C: Yeah. You didn't see all the Star wars is, though. [00:09:10] Speaker B: No, I've only seen the first one. Like the first one that came out. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Missed you. [00:09:14] Speaker B: I liked it. Yeah, well, I don't know because the kids in my neighborhood were super into Star Wars. [00:09:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:20] Speaker B: We just weren't like a really. A movie house or like a shows, you know, we didn't. We didn't really like. The TV was never on and we didn't go to movies. Yeah, it was more Bible study. There was a lot of Bible study. [00:09:29] Speaker C: Was it really? [00:09:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:30] Speaker C: Really? Yeah, yeah. [00:09:31] Speaker B: Church, like three times a week. [00:09:32] Speaker A: I once did. I once did all three Star wars in a row. Me and my mate were the only ones in the. [00:09:38] Speaker C: In the home or you went in the theater? In the theater they're showing them like [00:09:41] Speaker A: a. Yeah, three in a row. [00:09:43] Speaker C: The first three, Yep. [00:09:45] Speaker B: That'd be a cool way to spend a day. I do that. [00:09:47] Speaker C: I think they've had it where they'll show them all, like all night at the music box. Nine. [00:09:52] Speaker B: At nine. [00:09:53] Speaker C: There's nine, but then there's the one. [00:09:55] Speaker B: But they show them all. [00:09:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Like they do the Avengers one when they. When they release a new Avengers or Marvel whatever universe movie, they'll show all of them and then the new one. So although it takes days and people are sleeping in theater. [00:10:08] Speaker B: Yeah, for real. [00:10:09] Speaker C: And they do it. I think that's kind of cool. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:12] Speaker C: Well, we're covering a lot of topics today that were covered in our comedian special, Patton Oswald. I love everything. [00:10:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:18] Speaker C: Talking about faith, healing, Jesus, Star Wars. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Are we getting into it? Because I wanted to hand out some nominating into it. [00:10:27] Speaker C: I was just previewing this. What do you got over here? [00:10:31] Speaker A: Well, I'm waiting for. To get to my piece of the agenda. [00:10:34] Speaker C: Well, there's no. There's no, you know, round robin here. Just jump in. [00:10:39] Speaker A: What do you mean I don't have any structure there? [00:10:41] Speaker C: Needs structure. [00:10:41] Speaker B: I agree. I was thinking about this last night about like making like an every 15 minutes sort of. Yeah. Keep it like, really? [00:10:46] Speaker C: What's the structure you had in mind? [00:10:47] Speaker B: Well, I don't know yet. [00:10:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:10:48] Speaker A: I didn't make 12 bleeding hours last week. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Yeah, that was a long. [00:10:52] Speaker C: Those two bleeding hours. [00:10:53] Speaker B: An hour too long. [00:10:55] Speaker A: This has to end. [00:10:56] Speaker B: Yeah, right. We're already half an hour in today. [00:10:58] Speaker C: Okay, we'll go. [00:10:59] Speaker B: Go. Oh, no, we're only 20 minutes. [00:11:01] Speaker C: We're trying to make it natural. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Here's my agenda then. So first of all, I got this T shirt. I was going through T shirts. I did the summer T shirt rotation. [00:11:09] Speaker C: Oh. [00:11:10] Speaker A: So I'll kick off the present giving. [00:11:11] Speaker C: Oh, we're doing presents. I didn't know. [00:11:13] Speaker A: Lacoste T shirt. [00:11:15] Speaker C: It's high end. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Oh, never. [00:11:17] Speaker A: I'm never gonna be thin enough. But you're with your gaunt. You'll get into it. [00:11:22] Speaker B: You can squeeze into that one. [00:11:24] Speaker C: Yeah, I'll get into this. This is a high end shirt. Where'd you find this? [00:11:29] Speaker A: I was obviously giving it at some point, but. [00:11:31] Speaker B: So it didn't cost you anything. [00:11:32] Speaker C: Sitting in your. Your drawer for a long time. [00:11:35] Speaker A: Maybe a couple of years. [00:11:37] Speaker C: It's beautiful. Thank you. [00:11:39] Speaker A: Well, I'm never getting into it, am I? So you might as well have it. And we were talking about designer brands, like retro designer brands the other day, right? [00:11:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:48] Speaker C: Look at my pants. [00:11:51] Speaker A: Oh, wow. I didn't even see that. [00:11:54] Speaker B: What are the odds? Yeah, they match. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Holy crap. Holy. [00:11:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Huh. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Is that an alligator or a crocodile? It's an alligator, right? Skinnier snout. [00:12:04] Speaker C: What's the difference? Let's not get into that salt water. Thank you so much for a kind gift. [00:12:09] Speaker A: All right. And then let me. [00:12:11] Speaker C: You got your old timey notebook. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Did I offer you a smell of this? You should smell. [00:12:16] Speaker C: No, I'll. I'll smell that. I normally don't. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Smells like old paper. [00:12:20] Speaker B: Give her a wish. [00:12:21] Speaker C: If someone says, oh, this smells weird. Smell. [00:12:23] Speaker B: Will. [00:12:23] Speaker C: You usually smell. [00:12:24] Speaker B: No, I don't. I'm not a smell. [00:12:26] Speaker C: I don't like the smell. [00:12:27] Speaker A: Old paper. [00:12:28] Speaker B: I like interesting smells. But I won't. I won't do like. This smells bad. Smell this. [00:12:32] Speaker A: It doesn't smell bad. [00:12:35] Speaker B: I'm not the candidate for that smell. [00:12:37] Speaker C: The garbage. [00:12:37] Speaker A: All right, where's my agenda? [00:12:38] Speaker B: I got stuck behind a garbage truck on the way here on my bike. Oh, there's nothing worse. Oh, you go like the same speed because they go slow and there's no getting. You just nothing you can do about it. Have you ever been to a Close your mouth and. [00:12:49] Speaker C: Or like. [00:12:49] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. [00:12:51] Speaker C: That's got its. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like. [00:12:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm going to burp before you say it. Okay. [00:12:57] Speaker A: All right. So last week's show being 1M 1 hour and 54 minutes record. [00:13:03] Speaker C: Give it up. [00:13:04] Speaker A: That's the third week. [00:13:05] Speaker C: Have we ever done that before? Let's just make this a three hour show. Like Stern. I could do three hours in here. I'm in. Listen, I feel rushed. [00:13:15] Speaker B: Three hour applause break. [00:13:16] Speaker C: I felt rushed. [00:13:17] Speaker A: All right, so then I did the Stats. So I'm handing these Christian keeper. [00:13:22] Speaker C: So you're gonna lean into this where you. [00:13:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, dude, I don't want it. If you want me to carry on with this bullshit, we're gonna get statty. So don't look at him. Top right hand. [00:13:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:34] Speaker A: Is the gender and racial breakdown of this show. [00:13:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:41] Speaker A: So as you can see, what's jumping out at you here? [00:13:46] Speaker C: Email driven. [00:13:51] Speaker B: Well, what's jumping out is there, there's a lot of white males picked, but I think that's already. We know that already, right? [00:13:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:13:56] Speaker C: Oh, you're looking at the comedians we've looked at. [00:13:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:58] Speaker C: Oh, this isn't about the audience. [00:14:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:01] Speaker C: How about this? [00:14:07] Speaker A: No, I just wanted it to call. And also this picking thing is wrong, right? [00:14:12] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:14:13] Speaker A: Because I, I thought I picked Eliza Schlesinger, but it's in the middle of you. Of the, of the reign of Christian McCann. [00:14:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, good. I got credited for one. [00:14:26] Speaker A: For that one, I swear I picked. [00:14:28] Speaker C: I thought so. [00:14:29] Speaker B: You had to because I, I don't, I still don't. I don't remember even who that is now. [00:14:33] Speaker A: But we're in, but we're in the. That's in the middle of your. [00:14:36] Speaker B: Like there were, I think there were some times though that you were like, oh, I've got a good one I want to do. And it was in the middle of when I was picking every single week. [00:14:42] Speaker A: All right. [00:14:44] Speaker B: So that, that one needs to be corrected. [00:14:46] Speaker A: But it's definitely a pattern. I'll say this. Right. [00:14:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:49] Speaker A: I, Bill, obviously straight white male every time. [00:14:53] Speaker B: But I would say Bill and I are not that different because Bill's got 11 males, two females. I've got 24 males, five females. So you know, they're pretty proportional to each other. [00:15:03] Speaker A: But the thing is very revealing. You own tend to pick stuff in the previous century. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Right, right, right. Yeah, that's right. I was picking a lot of classics. [00:15:14] Speaker A: So you were leaning into a male dominated era. [00:15:18] Speaker B: So what you're saying is I get [00:15:19] Speaker A: a pass and I'm the DEI guy, obviously. [00:15:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:24] Speaker A: Well, we're gonna make it. [00:15:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Yours are pretty even. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Gonna fix. We're gonna fix it. That's second part of my agenda. Give me the third agenda. [00:15:32] Speaker C: Give me the literary abstract on that. You just did. I pick white males, you pick older white males and you pick Bill. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Do you want the actual stats real quick? Just the boiled down version? Bill, you've got 11 males, 2 females, 1 black, 12 white. I've got 24 males, 5 females, 6 black, 23 white. Mark is 5 males, 7 females, 1 black, 11 white. [00:16:00] Speaker C: That's like when you hear people say, I'm not racist. I don't. And then like, you point out all the racist things they say or the inverse here. Right. I like diverse comedy. Don't say I don't. And then you look at that, it's like, I don't. [00:16:14] Speaker B: The difference is you've never said that [00:16:15] Speaker A: the only women, the only women you've ever picked, you were literally brow beaten into Leanne Morgan. Yeah. [00:16:24] Speaker C: Steph Tolov. Those are the only women I picked. [00:16:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:26] Speaker C: What [00:16:30] Speaker A: name? The third. [00:16:31] Speaker C: There is a third. No. [00:16:37] Speaker A: And the third part of my agenda, I'd like to propose a show rebrand where we ditch stand up comedy all together and just turn ourselves into a. A Lost podcast. [00:16:50] Speaker B: The show Lost. I'm all about it. [00:16:52] Speaker A: What we should do is if that [00:16:53] Speaker B: gives me a reason to re watch Lost. Oh, my God. Yeah. [00:16:56] Speaker A: I want the. I want this to go to the message boards, to the. To the listeners to vote on this. [00:17:01] Speaker C: Okay. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, we've got. [00:17:04] Speaker C: I've never seen. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Most of them will be here tonight, so I'll ask them. I'm covering behind the bar so I can get. [00:17:09] Speaker A: So we stop. [00:17:10] Speaker B: Good read. [00:17:11] Speaker A: We start at like episode one and we just. We just churn through them. [00:17:16] Speaker C: You're gonna. You're gonna review every episode of Loss? [00:17:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:19] Speaker C: Yeah. How many are there? [00:17:20] Speaker A: We're gonna be a long time. [00:17:23] Speaker C: All right. I'll take a few weeks off. Let me know when it's over. [00:17:29] Speaker A: That's my agenda. Okay, Mr. Speaker, I pass the floor back to you. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Okay, Mr. Christian, because I'm curious to know what this mustard situation. [00:17:39] Speaker B: I've got gifts. Yes. As we know, a couple weeks ago or a week ago, whatever, I went to Buffalo, New York, and I promised to bring back some gifts. Now I brought back Chevetta's marinade, which is a very, very popular marinade. You get it for like three bucks, like a gallon in Buffalo. It's used all the, all the firefighters when they have like a big fundraiser and they have like a big cookout. You know, you can smell it from like neighborhoods away, just wafting through. So it's super cheap marinade. [00:18:04] Speaker C: What do you mar? Anything. [00:18:05] Speaker B: Anything. But usually chicken. Chicken is the go to. Yeah, that and then Salin's hot dogs, which I've talked about here before. [00:18:13] Speaker C: We talked about the casing. [00:18:14] Speaker B: The casing. [00:18:14] Speaker C: Natural casing. [00:18:14] Speaker B: Exactly. Yep. And then I'm getting all the way. I'm coming back here. I'M thinking, well, Bill doesn't eat meat, so, you know, the Chevetta's thing is lost on him. The Salin's hot dogs thing is lost on him. However, I had gotten a tube. Tube, a whatever you call this container. [00:18:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:18:28] Speaker B: It's a tube of the famous Weber's horseradish mustard. That is the preferred mustard in that you can only get in Buffalo, New York. And it is quality. It's got some spice to it. It'll clear your sinuses. [00:18:43] Speaker C: What would you liken it to? Like a gouldens of some kind? [00:18:46] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know anything else quite like it. No, it's got more horseradish kick to it than that. I'm excited for that. So, Mark, I did bring ketchup and mustard packets too. So, Mark, this is for you. [00:18:55] Speaker C: Oh, he'll do. He'll cook something up in that marinade. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Oh, it's actually. [00:18:59] Speaker C: Oh, you got the, you got the dog. [00:19:01] Speaker B: This is sealed and everything. So I'm gonna toss it. Okay. [00:19:03] Speaker C: In this plastic. [00:19:06] Speaker A: I got a drummer. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:08] Speaker C: Wow. I'm excited for this. [00:19:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:11] Speaker A: Do I eat them now or do I. [00:19:12] Speaker B: It's up to you. Whatever you want to do. [00:19:14] Speaker C: Is it warm for him to eat? [00:19:15] Speaker B: No, no. I grilled it Monday night on Memorial Day. I'm actually, I, I, Yeah, you should save it and heat it up the proper way. In that? [00:19:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:19:22] Speaker B: And it's a salads hot dog Salon's hot dog. Let me look at it now. [00:19:25] Speaker C: I gotta say, look at. I won't touch it. [00:19:27] Speaker B: You know what, though? Okay. So you know when you only see somebody like once a year, you notice drastic. Well, you notice subtle changes in them, but a lot more drastically than the people that see them every day, you know? [00:19:36] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:19:37] Speaker B: With the Salin's hot dogs, when I got them back and I started cooking them, I realized they didn't plump up and start to crack apart like I'm used to. Which makes me wonder, I wonder if Salin's hot dogs has gone the way of old capitalism and started becoming more expensive while cheapening their products. [00:19:54] Speaker C: They're cutting corners over at salad, I [00:19:55] Speaker B: think, so they're not. Yeah, they're not as big. I know what a Salin's hot dog looks like on the bun. It should. It's like an inch over each side and it fills the entire thing. These are not the size that I'm used to for Salin's hot dogs. [00:20:07] Speaker C: It's a good looking hot dog. [00:20:09] Speaker B: I ate one and it's still just as tasty, but it is not as plump. [00:20:13] Speaker C: And that drumstick that's in there, that's been marinated in the marinade. [00:20:16] Speaker B: I marinated it overnight. Yeah, in Chevetto's marinade. You just put them all into a container in your fridge. That and then you. [00:20:24] Speaker C: Dinner is served. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Toss them on the grill. [00:20:27] Speaker C: Now, is this gonna jibe with your newfound diet that you were talking about out there in the lobby? [00:20:34] Speaker A: Sugar is the issue. It's just sugar enough to. Sugar. [00:20:37] Speaker C: And how has it been reducing your sugar intake? [00:20:41] Speaker A: I thought it'd be, you know, I thought I'd be seeing dead babies crawling on the ceiling. Like in train spotting? Train spotting. But no, not too bad. [00:20:51] Speaker C: Really? That surprises me. Usually the sugar withdrawal symptoms are dire. [00:20:57] Speaker B: Do you get night sweats? [00:20:58] Speaker A: I did wake up with a bit of a headache, and I thought, that's weird to have a headache. But, yeah, then I realized what it was. [00:21:04] Speaker B: That's good. That means you're cleansing. [00:21:06] Speaker C: And you don't do caffeine, Right? Or you don't do coffee. [00:21:09] Speaker A: No. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Did you drink tea? [00:21:11] Speaker A: No. [00:21:12] Speaker B: Not even ice? [00:21:13] Speaker A: No. [00:21:14] Speaker C: But you drink that. That's some kind of sugar water. A cranberry. [00:21:18] Speaker A: This is mainly soda water. We're just a splash of cranberry to redden it up. [00:21:24] Speaker C: Well, good for you. [00:21:26] Speaker A: We'll see if it's good for me or not. [00:21:27] Speaker C: Well, I'm not talking about the cranberry. I'm talking about, you know, making that health check. [00:21:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Doing something about it. [00:21:32] Speaker C: Because you're eating a lot of sweets. Yeah. You're eating a lot of. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ. I got a sweet tooth. [00:21:36] Speaker C: Danish and whatnot. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Gob. Full of sweet teeth, I have. [00:21:40] Speaker C: All right, well, I'll. I'll remember that. And not bring in any sweet treats. You're enjoying these freshly cooked chips and. You hear that? [00:21:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:52] Speaker C: Let them hear it. Yeah. Chips and pico de gallo from our friends over at Agora Market. Agora Market. All your fresh needs. Chips, salsa, produce, nice bread. [00:22:04] Speaker B: Where is that? [00:22:05] Speaker A: Why are you pushing them? [00:22:06] Speaker C: There are sponsors. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Began, definitely. He's out. [00:22:10] Speaker B: Begain's begone. [00:22:11] Speaker C: He's out. He's very upset, but he is listening still. But he's not. He's not sponsoring us anymore. And his wife. I don't even know if she's listening anymore after the Stuff Tollev episode. [00:22:25] Speaker A: Oh, she took that personally. [00:22:27] Speaker C: Yeah, sure. Very personally. No, the Agora Market's right up the street on Western. I'm telling you. You're right. [00:22:32] Speaker B: It's. Oh, I Know the spot. I know what you're talking about. I've been there. [00:22:35] Speaker C: Some things are way too expensive. You wouldn't get your everyday items there. But like the spec specialty items like these chips, and they have public and bread and all kinds of, you know, high end. Yeah, it's great. But while I was checking out, a guy bumped me. I was in line in the checkout. Imagine you're in line at the checkout and the guy bumps behind me. And I was like, what the hell? The guy just went behind me, goes, I'm getting this. And he had like, an armful of groceries. Like, I'm. I'm. I'm gonna get this. I don't know what he meant exactly by that. But then he walked through the checkout line, and then he walked out the door with his arm full of groceries. And the checker looked at me and then looked out the door and ran and got the manager in something in Spanish to go get him. And the manager came running out of the office and chased him across the street across Western. [00:23:18] Speaker B: No, just let him go at that point. Yeah, what are you gonna do? [00:23:21] Speaker C: Where a woman was waiting for him on a divvy bike. [00:23:24] Speaker B: No, and he. They had getaway divi. [00:23:27] Speaker C: They had a getaway divvy bike. He dumped the, you know, some of the groceries or whatever, and he had announced the basket on the bike. And then I couldn't see because they all dropped down the road. And the guy just came back, was just like, shrugged his shoulders. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Yeah, what are you gonna do? [00:23:40] Speaker C: Yeah, what were you gonna do when you got there? Wrestle the carrots out of his arms? [00:23:45] Speaker B: I was working at a bar down the street one time, like, 15 years ago, and this guy ordered a martini, and I turned around to go put it in the register. And before I could turn around to ask him for his card, he had downed it. And all I hear is the door closing behind him and we're busy as hell. And I just. I booked after him. I started running, and I was chasing him, and he thought I wasn't after him anymore. He rounded the corner and he was. [00:24:04] Speaker C: I thought he was safe and clear. [00:24:05] Speaker B: He was down on North Avenue. He just, like, cut through this parking lot, and he slowed down, and for some dumbass reason, I go, hey. He looked, and he goes, oh, fuck. And he started running again. And so I didn't catch him. I realized, like, wait, wait, wait, what am I doing? We have a. [00:24:17] Speaker C: Beat himself. We have a full bar of people. [00:24:18] Speaker B: And what am I going to do when I catch him? Drag him back and make him pay for the martini. [00:24:22] Speaker A: Surely you can get a free thumb paint. [00:24:24] Speaker B: Yeah, right. That's, I guess, what I was hoping for, but he was too far away. [00:24:27] Speaker C: If you got your hands on him, would you have thumped him? [00:24:29] Speaker B: Well, that's the other thing, too. I don't even think I would have because I'm on the clock, and then I'm alone. Liability to the company. I could lose my job. Yeah, right. [00:24:35] Speaker C: Get arrested. You assaulted them, right? [00:24:36] Speaker B: Yeah. I was like, what the am I doing for 2 ounces of vodka? Who cares? You know? [00:24:42] Speaker A: Right. [00:24:42] Speaker C: It's an instinct. [00:24:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it is, Right? [00:24:44] Speaker C: Like, I gotta get this guy. [00:24:45] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:24:46] Speaker C: This can't happen. [00:24:46] Speaker B: I came back and all the regulars at the bar are waiting for me. They're like, man, you took off fast. [00:24:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:51] Speaker B: We turned around, you were sprinting out the door. Well, people, they use the word spry. You, you look spry, I look spry. [00:24:57] Speaker A: They said part of it is the insult, though. [00:24:59] Speaker B: It is, it is. It's the principle of it. [00:25:01] Speaker C: I hear you. [00:25:02] Speaker B: You don't take advantage of my back turning ways. [00:25:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:05] Speaker C: Well, ever since COVID and all the looting that occurred during that time. [00:25:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:09] Speaker C: Remember, the. You know, people become much more brazen with this kind of thing, and they know that there's. They're. They're not going to do anything. In fact, I was with my son, and he was telling me how this friend of his would go to Target every day after school. They would go into Target and he would take a muscle milk or one of those milk drinks. He said he'd be on camera. And he said, they won't stop you. [00:25:34] Speaker B: Right. [00:25:35] Speaker C: He said he knew they wouldn't stop. He would just walk out. But they're keeping track. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:40] Speaker C: Of how many times you steal so that if it reaches the dollar felony, then they'll get you on that 50th time or whatever it is and pinch you and get you for all the back ones. [00:25:51] Speaker B: I used to date a woman. I was bragging to her how I'd steal from self. Checkout at Target, and she worked in the corporate offices at Target. She's like, you idiot. They know and they're gonna catch up. [00:25:59] Speaker C: They're waiting. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:00] Speaker C: Waiting for your. Your thousandth seal. [00:26:04] Speaker A: Is shoplifting like a school. School kid tradition in America. [00:26:10] Speaker C: It was when I was a kid. I didn't have the nerve for it. Yeah. [00:26:12] Speaker B: I couldn't do it either. [00:26:13] Speaker C: I'm not acting pious and saying I was. I was above stealing or, you know, against the thing, but I was just. I didn't have the nerve for it. [00:26:20] Speaker B: I always had a job, too, since I was, like, 10 years old. So, like, I didn't need to sell. You had a few bucks. I'll buy it. [00:26:25] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, it is a rite of passage, Right. They used to steal baseball cards when I was a kid. They go into the 7 11, grabs handfuls of them, and I'd, you know, get none and watch my buddies just open all these packs and steal buddies. Well, yeah. All right. So that was exciting. It happened right before I walked in here, saw that theft. [00:26:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's great. I love that. There was a getaway divvy bike. [00:26:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:50] Speaker B: And I. Why did he announce he's gonna take it? [00:26:53] Speaker C: No, he did not know. He was saying, I can't. Maybe. I didn't say. [00:26:55] Speaker B: Was he telling you, like, hey, check this out. [00:26:57] Speaker C: I know it looks like I'm walking through here with these items, but I'm coming back. I'm going to. He said, I'm going to get this. Maybe he meant it differently, but he said, I'm going to get this. Like, I'll be back. Like, I'm going to get my wallet. I'm going to get this. I know. And I'm going to get this. And then he just kept going. [00:27:15] Speaker B: I like also that he picked the place that kind of overcharges you to steal from, you know, it's kind of [00:27:20] Speaker C: like, all right, yeah, go to the high end. [00:27:21] Speaker A: Robin Hood. [00:27:22] Speaker B: Right? [00:27:22] Speaker C: Robin Hood. And I didn't. I wasn't thinking he was stealing, so I didn't really look at what he had, but all I saw was a big thing of carrots, you know? So I don't know what else he had, but I saw the carrots. [00:27:33] Speaker B: Man, if you're stealing carrots, it's almost like you. You must really need to steal the, like some. Something to keep you alive. [00:27:40] Speaker C: Yeah. You know what? [00:27:43] Speaker A: What? [00:27:46] Speaker B: You look pregnant with a mini stroke. [00:27:48] Speaker A: No, no. One brazen theft. I saw this when I lived on Racine. This youth used to visit these girls that lived on the basement. And he'd had a motorbike. And there was. There was. I think I've said this before. There was kind of a, you know, a Scotter family a couple of doors down, and they'd already tried to steal his bike twice. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:28:11] Speaker A: Like, he caught them, and then he kept bringing it, and they didn't. So this time he had one of those crook lock things that go through your. Through your disc, you know, the Brake disc. [00:28:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:23] Speaker A: So you can't move the bike. And I'm walking down the. The side. Side alley of my house, and this. This chap just walks up, grins at me. And he's got, like, an oxy acetylene kit. [00:28:38] Speaker B: What is that? [00:28:40] Speaker A: You know, like a. Like a blowtorch. [00:28:42] Speaker B: Okay. [00:28:42] Speaker A: But you use it for welding. It's like the hottest flame you can. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:46] Speaker A: He's got gas bottles. I didn't. I was like, okay, mate. Yeah. And then I walk off, not even, like, thinking, why would someone be walking around with. With gas welding bottles in my house? So then I get home at night, knock on the door, and the lad with the motorbikes, like, hey, did you see anyone? Like, they finally got my bike. And, you know, obviously as he says it, yeah. Penny drops like, oh, yeah. [00:29:16] Speaker C: With gas balls. What can you say? Gas balls. [00:29:20] Speaker A: Bottles. [00:29:21] Speaker C: Oh, bottles. They said gas balls. [00:29:23] Speaker A: So I had to tell him. I said, yeah, I know who got it, dude. It's that dude who's been trying to nick your bike for weeks. And he finally bought some anoxiacephalyne cutting torch. [00:29:33] Speaker B: The effort. [00:29:34] Speaker A: Yeah. And he must have. [00:29:35] Speaker C: So you use that to cut that thing off the wheel? Yeah, Yeah. I got one of those on my scooter. I thought that was ironclad. [00:29:42] Speaker A: If. Here's the problem with life. If someone wants to nick it. [00:29:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Badly enough, they're gonna get it. [00:29:50] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:50] Speaker A: You know what? You remember when there was on all the civil unrest during George what Covid, and everyone was just looting shops and stuff. Well, obviously, if you look at the front of our place, you just. Like, someone's just gonna hoy a bloody paving slab through, right. Walk in and take whatever they want. There's no stopping it. Right. So that's just an unfortunate thing of life. But I think you should be. You should get a free. A free thump. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:22] Speaker A: If you catch someone, you ought to be able to get away now, giving them a good twatting. [00:30:27] Speaker C: If, you know, I was, you know, citizen on patrol in this situation, right. [00:30:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:32] Speaker C: And this guy runs out with the carrots, and I clothesline them and give him a thump. [00:30:37] Speaker A: Right. [00:30:38] Speaker C: Am I liable for some kind of, you know. [00:30:40] Speaker A: Very. Probably. [00:30:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Probably assault. [00:30:42] Speaker A: There's no free thumb in Margaret Thatcher's America. Yes, [00:30:46] Speaker C: well, that. I'm not gonna. I wasn't gonna thump them anyway, but, yeah, definitely not. Oh, I'll thump you, though. [00:30:53] Speaker B: Oh. That threat came out of nowhere. [00:30:56] Speaker C: I don't know why I said that. [00:30:59] Speaker B: Bubbled up from your subconscious. [00:31:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:01] Speaker C: I'll Thump you. I gotta go to the bathroom. [00:31:04] Speaker B: Oh, I forgot I was gonna have. [00:31:09] Speaker A: Yeah, you haven't done any sound. Yeah, you don't want sound. [00:31:11] Speaker B: I did too. [00:31:12] Speaker C: They did? Yeah, they did. The crowd and they did the, the burp. [00:31:16] Speaker B: Yeah. I got a friend who's got a, an old Volvo. [00:31:21] Speaker C: You do? [00:31:22] Speaker B: Yeah, and I want him to call in. [00:31:23] Speaker C: What, you want to talk Volvo? We could make this a car talk show. Like those guys are gone. The, the. What were those guys names? Car talk guys. [00:31:33] Speaker B: The British guys? [00:31:34] Speaker C: No, not the British. [00:31:36] Speaker B: What is that show? The British show mode or something. It's real Top Gear. [00:31:40] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a popular one. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Did you ever see the one when he had the three wheeled car and he keeps tipping over like he's all done up with like the helmet and everything and he's taking turns intentionally too sharp and the thing just keeps tipping and tumbling. [00:31:51] Speaker A: I don't watch it because Jeremy Clarkson's a total right wing bell end. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Who is that? Is that the main guy? [00:31:56] Speaker A: He's the main, like obnoxious guy. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Oh, I just, I was just getting such a kick out of watching him tumble that three wheel car over. Yeah, it doesn't take much. [00:32:05] Speaker A: They were made just up the road from Hinckley, where I'm from, in a town called Tamworth. The famous Reliant Robin. [00:32:13] Speaker C: Say what? [00:32:13] Speaker A: Three wheeled car. [00:32:14] Speaker C: It's a real thing. It's a three wheel car. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah, this ladder. When we was in sixth form, this lad had one and he was so proud of it. And it's. It was kind of almost like it's so bad, I'd better be proud of it. [00:32:28] Speaker C: We see those kind of things on like the drag strip now, like those. I don't know if it's a car or what, but it's like the three wheels. Two in the back and one in the front. Is that what it is? [00:32:35] Speaker A: Well, no, this was like a tiny little car and it was. The chassis was metal, but the body was fiberglass. So this kid who was at our school used to be. Obviously everyone would take the piss out of him, like, you got a fiberglass invalid car, dude. And he obviously brazen it out by going the other way and being proud of it. And then one day he came in with a long face and he's like, well, you know, what's the problem with you? And he goes, saw some bastard in the Land Rover hit my car. So we went out, we went out to look at it and it, the Land Rover had just gone right over it. It was just a Chassis with a pile of fiberglass on top. [00:33:16] Speaker C: Car like that can be street legal here or there, right? [00:33:20] Speaker A: Yes. [00:33:21] Speaker C: You get a registration for a car like that. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Cuz the end. [00:33:23] Speaker C: Homemade car. [00:33:24] Speaker A: The own engine was only about 250cc or something. [00:33:28] Speaker C: You're saying if I made a car in my garage, a Frankenstein something. Right. It's like it does have a VIN [00:33:35] Speaker A: number or anything like Tim Allen did in Home Improvement. [00:33:39] Speaker C: He did, yeah. Okay. Like that. And it's got no vin? No, it's not been manufactured. I can try and get that thing registered. [00:33:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:48] Speaker C: With a license plate. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. You just take it to the DMV and they'll do a safety inspection on. [00:33:53] Speaker C: They will, yeah. [00:33:54] Speaker A: Now it's hell on earth. You're going to be there for years and whatever. [00:34:00] Speaker C: They're going to really give it a. Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't know such a thing. [00:34:05] Speaker A: Why do you think all these custom cars come from? I don't see any custom very often. Custom cars will be built on a regular chassis. [00:34:15] Speaker C: Yes. [00:34:16] Speaker A: And then they'll do the body. So they'll always say, oh, it's this, it's on a Ford whatever chassis. [00:34:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:34:23] Speaker A: And then you get. Then you don't have to kind of get all this certification because you know [00:34:30] Speaker C: it's vinless though, Right. Or the VIN of the original chassis possibly. [00:34:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. I'm not American. [00:34:37] Speaker C: All right. What's going on? We got a call. There we go. Very nice. [00:34:42] Speaker B: I'm hoping, I'm hoping we get. I put a couple feelers out there [00:34:45] Speaker C: just now they wanted. Someone wants to talk Volvo. [00:34:46] Speaker B: We were doing car talk. [00:34:47] Speaker C: Yep. All right. [00:34:52] Speaker A: Now anything else? [00:34:53] Speaker B: No, we're at 45 minutes. This would be perfect. [00:34:55] Speaker C: Just getting started. Anything else? You got anything on your agenda Other than these lovely gifts you've bestowed on us? [00:35:03] Speaker B: No. [00:35:04] Speaker C: Okay. [00:35:04] Speaker B: No. Yeah. Next time I'll bring some Logan Berry. That's the Logan. I'll bring something not sweet for Mark, but Logan Berry is the. It's not quite a soda. It's not carbonated, but it's like. It's a Swedish. It is kind of sweet. Yeah. [00:35:22] Speaker A: Sweet. [00:35:22] Speaker B: I know. I'm joking. No, I don't know, actually. I just always assumed it was a buffalo thing. It's Aunt Rosie's, Logan. Yeah, it's. It's a like a soda pop sort of deal, like I said, but it's not carbonated. It's weird because when you go out to like the pizzerias, it's. It's got its own Special like a cement mixer. Almost like it keeps it like it's like this big clear vat and it has to keep filtering through in order so it doesn't settle the loganberry. Yeah, yeah. [00:35:48] Speaker C: I didn't know anything about this. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Oh man, it's so good. [00:35:52] Speaker A: Most regions have their. [00:35:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I have a bunch of beef on weck is another one. It's just basically roast beef on a kimmel weck roll, which is a roll that has rock salt and kimmelac seeds on it. And then you put horseradish on that and maybe some Weber's mustard if you want. [00:36:05] Speaker C: I'm gonna talk to my friend a little Pat who is from Buffalo about all these things. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Oh, man. [00:36:10] Speaker C: Tomorrow. [00:36:11] Speaker B: Basketball Beef on wick is so good. [00:36:12] Speaker C: See if he knows it. [00:36:14] Speaker B: Yeah, you can. [00:36:15] Speaker A: You could talk him and when you're posting up or whatever. [00:36:19] Speaker C: Hey, you ever had beef on whack? [00:36:21] Speaker B: I bet you haven't. [00:36:23] Speaker C: Tastes like little Weber's mustard on there. [00:36:26] Speaker B: You like that? [00:36:29] Speaker C: Salons hot dog fucking right over your head. I gotta remember all these names. A lot of names to remember. Weber salons, beef on weck. What's the name of the. The marinade? [00:36:39] Speaker B: Chevetta's. [00:36:40] Speaker C: Chevetta's. [00:36:41] Speaker A: Very product driven place, isn't it? [00:36:43] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, sure is. All right. Friends. Well, I heard from a listener that they don't even care about who the comedian is and is. They have the listen to the show avidly every week and as soon as we start talking about the comedian, then they tune out. They leave it on, but they're not paying attention anymore because they said they don't care. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Yeah, because they don't care about the community. [00:37:10] Speaker C: They're not gonna watch. [00:37:11] Speaker B: It are more interesting to than the comedy special that we're watching. So we're gonna be more interested and tell more interesting stories, I think about our everyday lives than we will about the podcast comedy special. [00:37:21] Speaker C: So to your earlier point, Mark. Oh, we have a call. [00:37:25] Speaker B: We have a caller. [00:37:27] Speaker C: Who is it? [00:37:28] Speaker B: This is Mr. John Becker on the line. He is the owner of an old Volvo. [00:37:33] Speaker C: Oh yeah, you got a issue with your Volvo you want to talk about? [00:37:37] Speaker B: No, I own a Saab. What the hell? He owns a Saab. You've pissed off my baby. [00:37:46] Speaker C: Hold on, I think you're getting another call. [00:37:48] Speaker B: I'm getting another call, but the lines are blowing up over here. Hold on one second. Hello, you're on the line with Christian McCann, Mark Erie and Bill O'. Donnell. [00:37:58] Speaker D: Hi, this is Emma from Chicago and I have a question for Mark Okay. [00:38:03] Speaker B: Oh, question for Mark Geary over here. [00:38:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:07] Speaker D: Hey, Mark, question for you. How old are you? [00:38:10] Speaker C: Oh, somebody's interested. [00:38:11] Speaker A: Old as dirt. [00:38:13] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:38:14] Speaker B: I'm gonna merge the calls. [00:38:15] Speaker A: What? [00:38:17] Speaker B: Okay. [00:38:17] Speaker D: Did he say old as debt? [00:38:18] Speaker B: Old as dirt. [00:38:19] Speaker A: Okay, guys. [00:38:20] Speaker B: What? [00:38:21] Speaker D: Fantastic. [00:38:21] Speaker B: You're back. And I was on the. [00:38:24] Speaker A: Oh, you know what? I think I better go. This has been fun. [00:38:28] Speaker B: Who's nice talking to you guys because. Are you pissed that I said Volvo instead of SOB what's up with that baby? He's got a baby. [00:38:35] Speaker A: I scared the baby by yelling at [00:38:37] Speaker B: you guys about a S.O.B. all right, back to Emma's question. [00:38:41] Speaker A: Oh, see? Oh, it's okay, buddy. [00:38:44] Speaker B: Oh, it's okay. Oh. [00:38:47] Speaker A: Oh, it's okay, buddy. [00:38:48] Speaker C: All right, what about this. This gal that's on the phone that wants to know Mark's age? [00:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah, how old is my. So this is great for your podcast streaming, baby. [00:39:01] Speaker C: You dump that guy. [00:39:04] Speaker B: I'm calling Emma back. [00:39:06] Speaker A: How old is how. [00:39:08] Speaker C: Do you have the number of the. [00:39:09] Speaker D: Hello? [00:39:10] Speaker B: I just called the most recent call. Hey, I think. I think we lost you on our. On our call merge. [00:39:15] Speaker A: Oh, sorry. [00:39:16] Speaker B: After a question from Mark Geary. [00:39:17] Speaker D: Yeah, I did. I did. I thought I asked it, though. [00:39:21] Speaker B: You're going to take the answer offline. [00:39:23] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [00:39:24] Speaker B: Great. Is that what you're saying? [00:39:25] Speaker C: What? No, no. Mark's gonna tell you how old he is. [00:39:27] Speaker B: Exactly. Stick around. [00:39:29] Speaker A: 57 and proud of it. [00:39:30] Speaker C: 57? [00:39:31] Speaker A: Damn. 7. [00:39:33] Speaker C: Same age as Patton Oswalt. [00:39:35] Speaker D: Amazing. I thought you were way older. [00:39:38] Speaker C: Just. [00:39:39] Speaker A: So did I. So do I. I'm same age as, I think, Salma Hayek. [00:39:47] Speaker C: No way. [00:39:48] Speaker A: No. Salma Hayek's older than me. There's some good 57s, though. [00:39:52] Speaker C: Okay. [00:39:52] Speaker A: Oh, and I thought she was way younger. [00:39:54] Speaker D: That's crazy. [00:39:55] Speaker C: Now, Emma, why are you interested in Mark's age? [00:39:59] Speaker D: I'm just curious. Yeah, I just want to get to know him better. [00:40:02] Speaker C: Okay. [00:40:05] Speaker D: He really keeps his cards close to his chest, which is annoying if you're trying to play poker, because I like to cheat. But I just wanted to know. [00:40:10] Speaker C: I just. [00:40:11] Speaker D: I'm trying to peel back the layers of mercury, you know, step by step. [00:40:14] Speaker B: So I get the feeling you're an avid listener, and this is the impression you've gotten over the. Over the past year and a half or so, right? [00:40:21] Speaker D: No, I listen every single episode you guys put out. [00:40:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Thank you, Emma. [00:40:25] Speaker A: Hey, lied. [00:40:26] Speaker C: Anything else you want to know about Mark while we've got. [00:40:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:29] Speaker D: Do you know the last four digits of your Social Security number [00:40:35] Speaker C: and also [00:40:35] Speaker D: your mother's maiden name, if that'd be possible. But if not, no worries. I can call into the next episode [00:40:40] Speaker C: and ask, have you ever seen Mark in person? You know what he looks like? [00:40:45] Speaker D: Yeah, he's like, really tall and he's got, like shoulder length blonde hair. I'm pretty sure he's got that one tattoo on his right bicep, which is a little bigger than his left bicep because trust me, I've noticed. And I think it says like, ma or something. [00:41:01] Speaker C: I've never seen mom with a U. [00:41:05] Speaker A: I'm not really a mom centric guy. [00:41:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:07] Speaker D: Oh, maybe it says pop. [00:41:09] Speaker A: I don't know. There's a lot of pain. [00:41:11] Speaker D: That's the other arm. I guess I could ask another question. What's your favorite American Sports League? [00:41:19] Speaker C: American Sports League. [00:41:21] Speaker A: See, I've become anti sports in my old age dotage, haven't I? Because they're very sort of bread and circuses. Capitalist. I don't really have a favorite league. [00:41:32] Speaker B: I was thinking about this last night. What's so wrong with. What's so bad about circus? You know, I was at a White Sox game and I was thinking about bread and circus. You know, I'm thinking, what's the problem with circus? Who cares? [00:41:42] Speaker D: You're in a White Sox game singing about a circus. [00:41:44] Speaker C: Yeah, the circus. [00:41:46] Speaker D: Probably because that game was a circus, huh? [00:41:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:41:48] Speaker D: All right, give me some. [00:41:48] Speaker A: Hey, the circus is outside on. [00:41:52] Speaker B: In the parking lot. [00:41:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:55] Speaker C: Okay, well, I'm gonna go. I like you. I love you guys. [00:41:57] Speaker D: Have a great rest of your episode. [00:41:59] Speaker C: Call back. [00:42:00] Speaker B: All right, thank you very much, Emma. [00:42:02] Speaker C: Talk to you later. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Like and subscribe. [00:42:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:07] Speaker A: Look at. [00:42:07] Speaker C: We got people calling in. [00:42:08] Speaker B: I know. [00:42:09] Speaker C: Listeners galore. You say the numbers are, but I don't want to know the numbers. [00:42:12] Speaker A: Moribund. [00:42:13] Speaker C: It's moribund. [00:42:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:15] Speaker B: Becker's Becca's gonna be so pissed that I thought he had a Volvo this whole time. He's so proud of that sob. [00:42:20] Speaker C: Oh, so you're trying to be. Trying to connect us a little? [00:42:22] Speaker B: I was, yeah. Yeah, I was trying to form a little. [00:42:25] Speaker A: Have you read the book A Man Called Ove? [00:42:28] Speaker B: No. [00:42:29] Speaker C: Man called Ove. [00:42:31] Speaker A: Ove. [00:42:32] Speaker C: Yeah. There's a movie about it. [00:42:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:33] Speaker C: Tom Hank is in it. [00:42:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:37] Speaker B: Just the one of them. [00:42:38] Speaker A: Yes. Not one of them. Just the singular. [00:42:40] Speaker C: Tom Hank. [00:42:41] Speaker A: No, Tom Hank made the shitty American remake of A Man Called ovi. Man called over and over is the plural of eggs. [00:42:52] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:52] Speaker A: You said OVI is the Swedish name. [00:42:55] Speaker B: It's a Washington capital. [00:42:56] Speaker A: Let me get to the point. In the Swedish book, OVI is drinking Loganberry, Hates anyone that doesn't is Swedish and doesn't drive a Volvo. And he hates his neighbor the most because he drives a Saab. [00:43:11] Speaker C: Isn't Saab Swedish? [00:43:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Sweet. Saab's dead now. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:16] Speaker A: You better tell your mate he's out of. Out of warranty. [00:43:18] Speaker B: Oh, I think he. You should see that. He knows. [00:43:21] Speaker C: I. I'd like to talk to him about that sob. I love a sob. [00:43:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:25] Speaker C: You know, if that baby wasn't crying. [00:43:26] Speaker B: I know. Yeah, that was a lot. [00:43:28] Speaker A: Saab's are all turbocharged. [00:43:30] Speaker C: Turbocharged, yeah. This is a marketing ploy, though. [00:43:33] Speaker A: No, no, Saab. Saab also made jet planes. [00:43:36] Speaker C: Really? [00:43:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:39] Speaker C: You ever see the movie Drive My Car? But it's basically about a Saab Japanese movie. That was like a Calgon commercial when he called. Yeah, remember those commercials? Calgon. It was like a bubble bath. That's a mother who's having, like, the worst day of her life. The kids crying, the phone's ringing. The store. The pan of milk is boiling over like. [00:44:00] Speaker A: Like, over, like a pan of milk. [00:44:02] Speaker C: Over, like a pan of milk. She's freaking out and it's like. And she says, cal gone. Take me away. And then they show her on the bubble bath and. [00:44:09] Speaker B: Oh, is that what Calgon is? [00:44:11] Speaker C: Yeah, it's a double bath. [00:44:12] Speaker A: Sounds like a chemical. [00:44:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it does. [00:44:14] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know if they make it anymore. Well, that was fun. We get more calls. Give us the number. Give the listeners the number. Blast it out there. So listeners can call any, Any, Any Wednesday at noon. [00:44:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it's 1-800-special. [00:44:28] Speaker C: Okay, I really gotta go to the bathroom. Would you be offended if I peed in a bottle in here? [00:44:35] Speaker B: Just got rid of the P button for the sound effects, too, because I was like, I'm never gonna use this. And then you give me a reason the very day. [00:44:42] Speaker A: Where the hell is that water from? Lake Michigan. [00:44:45] Speaker C: No, I put the. Like, there's some silt in it. Yeah. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Frog in there. [00:44:52] Speaker C: No, it's got the. It's scurvy water. [00:44:55] Speaker A: All right. [00:44:56] Speaker C: Put the scurvy lime juice in it. All right. So, yeah, the listener I was talking to does not even care about the comedian. But we need something to. Some kind of common thread here. Right. Otherwise we're just talking in a planet to orbit. Yeah. All right. Patton Oswald. Did we all watch the right special? [00:45:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. I was able to find it on my fire stick. [00:45:21] Speaker C: After choosing it, I. I wished I chosen a different one. [00:45:25] Speaker B: Why is that? [00:45:27] Speaker C: Just Something newer. I don't know why I keep rubbing my chest, but it's something. [00:45:32] Speaker A: Well. [00:45:32] Speaker C: And when I looked at the date 2020, I was like, oh, this is all going to be about COVID Yeah. But there wasn't anything. I think it was right before COVID It was filmed 2019, so I think it just came out before. Yeah. So we all watched I Love Everything. [00:45:49] Speaker B: Yep. [00:45:50] Speaker C: I don't understand why it was called that. I don't remember anything in the special that where he said, I love everything. [00:45:55] Speaker A: I was thinking that maybe it was a stab at positivity because he's Mr. Mr. Everything. Shit. I'm better than you. I'm more left wing than you. I'm more righteous than you. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Here we go. [00:46:04] Speaker C: You're already unloading. [00:46:05] Speaker A: Yeah. And maybe he was just a stab at like, hey, this one's gonna be. [00:46:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:10] Speaker A: Not whining. [00:46:11] Speaker C: Yeah. And did you find it to be that way that he wasn't whining throughout the special? Because seems like that's been your experience with his comedy. [00:46:19] Speaker A: He has a whiny voice, didn't he? [00:46:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:22] Speaker A: I should just clear the decks. [00:46:24] Speaker B: Clear the deck. [00:46:25] Speaker C: Clear the pipes. So he stood you up? No, he do the festival, I think, didn't he? [00:46:32] Speaker A: Yes, he did the festival one year. I had very little interface with the guy, to be honest, so. But the whole comedians of comedy rubbed me up the wrong way. [00:46:45] Speaker C: Remind the listeners at home, the comedians of comedy was special. There's a tour of comedians, which M. Bamford. [00:46:52] Speaker A: It was kind of like the hipster royalty, right? [00:46:54] Speaker C: Yeah, Brian. [00:46:57] Speaker A: And it was a fourth. Who was the fourth? [00:46:59] Speaker C: Bang Valy. No, Dave S. That's kind of poor taste. Why? Oh, yeah. [00:47:08] Speaker A: Was there a fourth comedian of comedy? [00:47:12] Speaker B: I don't remember Cedric the Entertainer. [00:47:14] Speaker A: No. The whole thing just rubbed me up the wrong way, and I. I grew to resent them. [00:47:21] Speaker C: But you love Maria Bamford. So she didn't rub you the wrong way. [00:47:24] Speaker A: No, she pulled. It pulled me. Her comedy is so good. It transcends resentment. [00:47:30] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:47:31] Speaker A: But struggle. And I'll be honest with you, like. So when the Lincoln Lodge turned 10, I thought, you know what? Let's have a crack at this. [00:47:39] Speaker C: I still was names in here. [00:47:41] Speaker A: I was still positive. [00:47:42] Speaker C: Zach Galifianakis, he was a comedian of comedy. Yeah. [00:47:45] Speaker A: Okay. There you go. So when the Lincoln Lodge turned 10, I still had a desire for life. I still was fairly positive. And I thought, let's give this a try and get a name in. Right. So I went to all the, you know, the hipster ones, basically, and said, hey, you know, we do this little independent comedy thing and we're turning 10. [00:48:07] Speaker C: Where were you at this point? [00:48:08] Speaker A: We're in the back of the pancake house still. I said it would be great to have, like, you know, some. Some nationally known comedians to kind of bring attention to what we're doing. Obviously, not a single one of them came. The only one that actually responded was Patton Oswell, who said, hey, you know, admire what you're doing. I can't. I think I've still got the email, you know, like, what you're doing and blah, blah. But I just. I don't have the time. He was the only one that responded. [00:48:39] Speaker C: So that. That didn't curry any favor with you? [00:48:42] Speaker A: No, I'm saying that's not why. So I don't have a logical. [00:48:47] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Aversion here. [00:48:49] Speaker C: He hasn't. Yeah, he hasn't. [00:48:50] Speaker A: There's been no beef. There's been. No. But I just haven't connected. [00:48:55] Speaker C: You haven't connected with his act. [00:48:57] Speaker B: Pretty good play on words. Logical. [00:48:59] Speaker C: Yeah. What's your experience with Mr. Pat? He's not new to any of us. [00:49:04] Speaker B: No. [00:49:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:05] Speaker B: I just remember him being in everything for my entire life. You know, he's just been. I mean, he was the clerk in Seinfeld at the video store he was in. I mean, I remember I was trying. I looked it up before I came here today, but I remember him being on some show that I used to watch all the time, and I thought it was a Drew Carey show, but [00:49:22] Speaker C: he's not King of Queens. [00:49:24] Speaker B: He was on King, but I never watched. Yeah, he was. You're right. But I. But I never watched King of Queens, but there was. There was some show that I would watch, like. No, but I was Reno. [00:49:33] Speaker A: Reno 91 1. He was in a lot. [00:49:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he was in that one. But that's not what I'm thinking of. And I just think I just must be misremembering. [00:49:39] Speaker A: I remember I'm. Yeah. I don't know why I've not connected with Pat Nozzle. Because I remember him saying one time about King of Queens, he goes, look, it's a sitcom. I'm not hugely proud of it, but it has paid my rent for five. [00:49:52] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:49:53] Speaker A: And that's what he said about it. [00:49:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:55] Speaker C: I don't remember his character on that show. I mean, I didn't watch it much, but I'm trying to think who he was. But he wasn't Kevin James. [00:50:02] Speaker A: I think he was like, Wacky Neighbor. [00:50:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, but he, I mean, his IMDb credits, when you, you know, like, they'll show you, like, oh, he's been in, like these, like, these are the, like the last six things he's been in. And do you want to see the whole list? When I click, see the whole list. The little cursor thing on the right hand side of the screen, you know, that shows you, like, what part of the page you're on. You know what I'm talking about? It became, it became a fraction of the sites. It was. The list was so long that now the page was 20 times longer than it originally was. And I went down the whole. I mean, he's, he's, he's done a lot. [00:50:35] Speaker A: Can I do a spoiler here? [00:50:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:37] Speaker A: So there's a bit where he talks about, can you believe I got invited to the Star wars premiere? Yeah, yeah, I can. [00:50:44] Speaker B: Because you said, yeah. [00:50:47] Speaker A: He was playing it as like, oh, I'm such a, I'm such an outsider. And I got this in. [00:50:52] Speaker B: I didn't take it that much. [00:50:54] Speaker A: Bullshit. [00:50:54] Speaker B: I thought that was, I took it as like. Because when he was saying, I was like, oh, of course you would be. And of course you'd be very excited to go. So I took it. [00:51:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:03] Speaker A: I, I thought he was trying to play the everyman card. Like, oh, I'm, I'm. I'm just like you guys. And yet I got invited to this thing. [00:51:10] Speaker B: Oh, I took it as he was like saying, listen, like, this is the kind of. This is, this is who I am. Like, I get invited to things like this, but instead I went to an everyman thing. I took it as completely the opposite than you did. I think. [00:51:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, well, I didn't. I thought it was more like he's, you know, tongue in cheeking it. Like he had to talk about it, but. So he's like, I was invited. I was invited. [00:51:33] Speaker A: Like, I said it like that. [00:51:35] Speaker C: Yeah, he didn't. [00:51:36] Speaker B: Jazz hands. [00:51:38] Speaker C: Like, I just did. All right, well, I've always, you know, cards on the table. I've always really liked him. I haven't seen all his specials. I've seen his act as an alternative, one of the earlier. Alternative. Can we call him that? Alternative? I don't. What does that mean? Alternative comedian. There's been alternative comedians since the second comedian. Right, right. [00:52:01] Speaker B: There's an alternative to the first one. Right. [00:52:02] Speaker A: I think alternative me means they shed the old shackles of, of subtle and overt racism and sexism. [00:52:12] Speaker C: And I don't think of it that way. I think of it more about the form rather than the content, but. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Well, that's what it meant in England. [00:52:19] Speaker C: But he's okay. Well, he. But he's. I would describe him as a very traditional type of comedian. Right. He's not doing a lot of, you know, body work or crazy. He's just standing, telling stories. Right. Like. Yeah, like most comedians, I don't think he's. [00:52:37] Speaker A: Well, that's because alternative comedy is normalized. There's no such thing now. [00:52:43] Speaker C: Yeah, maybe because it is. [00:52:45] Speaker A: I mean, if a guy came up now and it's a 1970s style comedy act, that would stand out. [00:52:51] Speaker C: Well, like a Henny Youngman or something. [00:52:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that would stand out. [00:52:54] Speaker C: Yeah, like that's why Hedberg stood out. I feel like when he was doing that. Yeah, those little bits. [00:53:02] Speaker A: But your friend has definitely turned it off now. [00:53:04] Speaker C: Yeah, he's not listening. Are you listening right now? [00:53:07] Speaker B: I was thinking about that. [00:53:08] Speaker C: Now you're doing things around the house. [00:53:10] Speaker B: Trying to remember where I've seen Pat and Oswald before. That's. That's around the time a lot of. Well, whatever the podcast do I have. [00:53:17] Speaker C: I gotta say, it's been hard this episode for me because I can see [00:53:21] Speaker B: you quite well, but we're looking over [00:53:22] Speaker C: a bag of chips. But I. I can only see your eyes over there. [00:53:25] Speaker B: I know you're like Wilson from Home Improvement [00:53:29] Speaker A: probably. [00:53:30] Speaker C: I didn't think he was in that many things, but I'd have to go back and look, he did a lot [00:53:34] Speaker B: of fluffing up scripts. What do you call that? [00:53:36] Speaker C: Yeah. Punching. [00:53:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:39] Speaker B: He's credited for a lot of that. I knew that about him. [00:53:42] Speaker C: Comedy writer. [00:53:44] Speaker B: He wrote an episode of a couple episodes of Simpsons too. Yeah. [00:53:49] Speaker A: That's weird that. Or not. Who is someone branded an alternate comic would be a punch up guy because they're generally two different schools. [00:53:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:59] Speaker C: Well, that. Maybe they wanted punch alternatively. [00:54:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Right. They needed a different set of eyes on it. [00:54:04] Speaker C: Punch up. It was two on the nose. So they brought him in. [00:54:06] Speaker B: Right. [00:54:07] Speaker C: For the references. [00:54:08] Speaker B: Bring in the. Who's the guy from Pulp Fiction? The shark. [00:54:11] Speaker C: Oh, the wolf. [00:54:12] Speaker B: The wolf, yeah. [00:54:16] Speaker C: Well, okay. So I, you know, I chose him because I wanted some. You know, we'd. We had been having a whole guy after guy. What. Or comedian. Yeah, we've been in a hole. Been in a K hole of sorts of comedian after comedian who none of us really liked. [00:54:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:32] Speaker C: And so I chose someone who I knew I liked. Right. And I hoped that you would also like as lovers of comedy, though not comedy. Nerds. And this one, I think when it was whatever, I almost chose Pete Holmes, but I don't know if that would trigger you in a weird way, too. But not. Not that he's someone I necessarily like, but came up in the algorithm, and then this one came up in the algorithm. It was nominated or either won an Emmy for this special. So I thought maybe it's got some quality to it here. Filmed in Charlotte. [00:55:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:08] Speaker C: Which I thought was interesting. [00:55:09] Speaker B: That was interesting. [00:55:11] Speaker C: What other comedian has performed in Charlotte that we reviewed? [00:55:14] Speaker B: You remember there was one, wasn't there? Damn. I don't remember. And I'm looking at the list right now. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Matthew Rife did that. [00:55:22] Speaker B: Oh, that was before my speech time. [00:55:25] Speaker C: I don't think if Charlotte is a hotbed of comedy. I'm not sure why he chose this, but quite a boom special. [00:55:31] Speaker B: What about Leanne Morgan? Where does she do hers? [00:55:34] Speaker A: She was the depths of hell. [00:55:38] Speaker C: Texas. [00:55:39] Speaker B: Was it Texas? I thought it was somewhere around North Carolina or something. Maybe it was Virginia, maybe. [00:55:45] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know. It was good, though. Whatever. [00:55:48] Speaker A: Wherever it was, she talked about where it was. [00:55:54] Speaker C: They all talk about it where they were. They usually say, hello, Charlotte. I want to say this, too. I was thinking back to last week. I want to apologize and, you know, put it out there because I was even going to have you pull the episode. [00:56:13] Speaker B: All right. [00:56:14] Speaker C: Or edit the episode. Maybe you did already, so maybe you're gonna have to edit this. Last week, towards the end of the episode of Zarna Garg, you remember Zarnagarg? Oh, yeah, Yeah. I asked you two if you would make love to Zarnagarg. And afterwards I thought that was. That was inappropriate. I shouldn't be asking you if you want to make love to somebody or not. [00:56:35] Speaker A: I think we both sidestepped it anyway, didn't we? [00:56:38] Speaker B: Well, I just said no. [00:56:40] Speaker C: You said no? Yeah. You said no. And you said no. You said, well, that's not sidestepping and saying, I wouldn't make love to Zarnagarg. [00:56:46] Speaker A: Well, I said, I give you the reason. [00:56:49] Speaker C: What was the reason? [00:56:50] Speaker A: Because she has three kids. [00:56:51] Speaker C: Oh, right. Because you don't like kids. [00:56:53] Speaker A: I want to hook up with someone with kids. [00:56:54] Speaker C: Yeah, that was on the message board, too, that, you know, your hitting of kids says a lot about. [00:57:01] Speaker A: Did you post it? [00:57:02] Speaker C: No, I didn't. I didn't. But I'm no longer going to ask you if you want to make love to the comedian. [00:57:07] Speaker A: Do you, on the message board, do you have like. Like fake characters that you used to incite and you know, get. Get the juices flowing. [00:57:16] Speaker C: No, no. [00:57:18] Speaker A: Fake character of a ledge. Oh. Is anyone watching Legends? Holy shit. [00:57:23] Speaker C: Legend with Lou Gossip Jr. And Tom Cruise. [00:57:25] Speaker A: Legends, Plural. [00:57:28] Speaker C: Film legend. [00:57:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Steve Coogan's latest offering about the heroin. Heroin problem in England in the 90s. And they send people undercover. [00:57:38] Speaker C: It's a documentary. [00:57:39] Speaker A: No, no, it's. [00:57:40] Speaker C: It's. [00:57:40] Speaker A: It's like a dramatized version. [00:57:43] Speaker C: Like train spotting. Yeah, that kind of thing. Well, I like Steve Coogan. I didn't know he had a new media vehicle out there called Legends. [00:57:51] Speaker A: It's the hot new thing. [00:57:52] Speaker C: I wonder if anyone will go to watch that and not type in the S and end up watching Tim. Legend. [00:57:59] Speaker A: Tim is Tim Curry. No, no. [00:58:01] Speaker C: Lou Gossett Jr. No, I'm thinking of Enemy Mine. Ever see that one? [00:58:05] Speaker A: Legend is the Devil one, I think Tim Curry. [00:58:09] Speaker C: I don't know. I'm confused. I don't know what I was gonna say. [00:58:15] Speaker A: He was talking about apologizing. [00:58:17] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I want to say I'm sorry and I shouldn't put you on the spot like that. And I shouldn't bother objectifying these people as, hey, would you have sex with this person? [00:58:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:26] Speaker C: So I'm either. [00:58:26] Speaker A: It was a little juvenile. [00:58:28] Speaker C: Yeah, it was juvenile. [00:58:29] Speaker B: I thought that was gonna be a third category on this stat list that Mark made. [00:58:33] Speaker C: What? [00:58:33] Speaker B: Yes or no? [00:58:34] Speaker C: For each. You should. Let's go down the list. [00:58:36] Speaker A: And you know what we should do is we should do whether we liked. Whether they were positive, negatively received. [00:58:42] Speaker C: Yeah, we already did that every episode. What do you mean? Right now? Go through the list. [00:58:45] Speaker A: No, no, I'll do that off. [00:58:47] Speaker B: Let's rewatch them all. [00:58:48] Speaker C: Oh, I see what you're saying. So I'm either never going to do that again, or I'm going to do that every episode. Right. Just to be fair to Zarnagarg. [00:58:57] Speaker A: All right. [00:58:57] Speaker C: All right. Okay. [00:59:00] Speaker A: Did. That was an agenda item that should have been half an hour ago. [00:59:03] Speaker C: Well, it just came up. [00:59:05] Speaker A: Why? We need structure. [00:59:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:09] Speaker C: Did you guys go around. Have you been saying Zarnagarg? No, no. [00:59:14] Speaker A: Been trying to actually forget that I ever spent an hour watching that. [00:59:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. [00:59:20] Speaker A: I need to remind myself back to [00:59:23] Speaker C: the important talking about this. [00:59:25] Speaker A: I did think this, though, her next special should be called Gargantuan. [00:59:29] Speaker B: Hey. [00:59:33] Speaker C: Okay. [00:59:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:34] Speaker A: So when you go to see her. [00:59:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Get up on stage and tell her. [00:59:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Shout it from the front row. [00:59:44] Speaker C: Yeah. Gargantuan. [00:59:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:48] Speaker C: I'm trying to process this. Are you. Are you saying that it should be. Why are you saying it should be called that? [00:59:54] Speaker A: Because it'd be good. Yeah. [00:59:56] Speaker C: Are you making a comment? [00:59:58] Speaker A: Gargantuan. [00:59:59] Speaker C: Yeah, that's pretty good. But are you saying that she's a big person? [01:00:02] Speaker A: No, I'm saying that's what you call it if that was your name. [01:00:05] Speaker B: It's a big special. [01:00:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:07] Speaker C: Gargantuan. Yeah. [01:00:10] Speaker A: Or gargle after brushing. [01:00:13] Speaker C: Yeah, I was gonna say that's what I. Gargoyle. Yeah. Gargoyle. [01:00:17] Speaker A: Oh, wow. Yeah. [01:00:18] Speaker C: Darn a gar. Gargoyle. Somebody ought to get these ideas to her. [01:00:24] Speaker B: Somebody needs to punch up. We got Pat and Oswald on this. [01:00:29] Speaker C: Yeah. We need someone to punch up every one of our episodes. [01:00:33] Speaker A: Pat on the back. That should be Patton Oswald's next. [01:00:37] Speaker C: Pat in the back. You should do this for a living. [01:00:42] Speaker A: I know. [01:00:43] Speaker C: Advertising. You'd be good at advertising. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Obviously. I have actually said to several comedians who are on the upper. Yeah, like, here's what your special first special is going to be called. No question. [01:00:58] Speaker B: How about patent pending? [01:01:00] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good one. [01:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Pending. Yep. [01:01:08] Speaker C: Keep going. I don't know. No, I don't want to stop your flow. Speaking of which, [01:01:16] Speaker A: carry on. Well, that's a good way to keep this episode on time. [01:01:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:22] Speaker C: What? [01:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah, we're about to start. [01:01:25] Speaker A: When you start to steam. [01:01:26] Speaker C: I thought I'd go to the bathroom and come back and then I'll be like starting over. I'll be fresh to go for another hour. That's all I can think about. [01:01:34] Speaker A: Your exploding bladder gives us a sense of urgency. [01:01:37] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, I drank one of these before. One of these six. 25 ouncers. Try and drink more water. [01:01:43] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. [01:01:44] Speaker C: Yeah. What did you think about Patton Oswald's set? This the back? [01:01:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:50] Speaker C: That was very elaborate. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Office chair. [01:01:51] Speaker C: In the background was an Eames lounge chair against like mid century modern Frank Lloyd Wright. Yeah, it was like that kind of mid century. [01:02:02] Speaker A: You know what I remind me of in better cold Seoul where they put the Germans in that bunker. [01:02:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:09] Speaker A: And there's like a fake house. I was like, is that the fake bunker house from Saul? [01:02:15] Speaker B: That's the other podcast we're gonna do is a Better Call Saul podcast. [01:02:18] Speaker C: Yeah, I haven't seen that one either. You guys watch? [01:02:20] Speaker A: I listen to that. [01:02:21] Speaker C: You guys watch a lot of TV? Yeah, that's what I'm learning. [01:02:24] Speaker B: TV's great. [01:02:26] Speaker C: TV is great. [01:02:28] Speaker A: Makes the pain go away. [01:02:29] Speaker C: What'd you think of his red Adidas shoes? [01:02:33] Speaker A: There's a bit desperate and middle aged. [01:02:35] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was too much. [01:02:38] Speaker A: Someone gave me some red shoes. [01:02:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:02:41] Speaker A: As a Christmas present. I was like, I'm just gonna look like an idiot. [01:02:45] Speaker C: Am I gonna get those at some point? [01:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:47] Speaker B: I'm wearing green ones. [01:02:49] Speaker A: What size? [01:02:50] Speaker C: I like those. Those are. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Thank you. [01:02:51] Speaker C: Yeah, they're campus. Like Adidas campus. [01:02:54] Speaker B: No. What are they? They're something different and I can't find them anymore, so I want to get it. However. [01:02:59] Speaker A: What's three strikes? [01:03:01] Speaker B: What's. What's the thing? Well, like, I can't buy new shoes anymore because what do you do with the old ones? You know? [01:03:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:07] Speaker C: You don't want to get rid of them. [01:03:08] Speaker B: Throw them out. Right. Like they're still functional. They're still shoes. [01:03:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:11] Speaker B: Like, what am I gonna do? Buying. Just because these ones aren't polished anymore. You know what I mean? Just because they're beat up, but they still walk. [01:03:18] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I do till the soul's gone through. [01:03:21] Speaker B: If the soul goes through, then I have a reason. [01:03:23] Speaker C: When your foot is touching the pavement. [01:03:25] Speaker B: But I can't buy shoes I just found. I can't buy new shoes until then anymore. Can't justify it. [01:03:30] Speaker C: I've been looking at new shoes. I ordered some and I've just returned them before the show to. [01:03:35] Speaker A: What size are you anyway? You got some big old speedboats down there. I got a 12. Oh, yeah. You're definitely not fitting mine. [01:03:42] Speaker C: But with my back problem, what are you, ten and a half? You look like a ten and a half, Gary. [01:03:47] Speaker A: Me? No, I'm an American nine. [01:03:50] Speaker C: Jesus Christ, you're like a carnival worker. What about you? [01:03:55] Speaker B: 12 too. [01:03:55] Speaker C: You're 12? You want me to give you some of my shoes or you can give me your shoes. [01:04:00] Speaker B: You want to do a shoe swap? [01:04:01] Speaker C: Yeah. I like your taste and shoe. [01:04:03] Speaker B: Hey, thank you. [01:04:04] Speaker A: Didn't you used to buy all retro shy? I don't know, back in the day? [01:04:10] Speaker C: I'm looking for a shoe right now that's on my back. Yes and no. No, I don't. [01:04:15] Speaker A: Oh, you have to get those bloody sketches that make you look like a spongebob. [01:04:19] Speaker B: I can recommend some that I bought for when I. Like when bartending was my primary job. [01:04:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:25] Speaker B: And I was on my feet. [01:04:26] Speaker C: New Balance, right? [01:04:28] Speaker B: No, I have no idea what the name of them are, but they are so friggin comfortable. I still wear them even though I don't bartend anymore. All the time. [01:04:36] Speaker C: You don't know what the brand is and these shoes are this important. [01:04:39] Speaker B: Yeah. And they were like $200. [01:04:41] Speaker C: Oh my God, I can see you now. They Move that bag. [01:04:43] Speaker B: And they're. They're huge. They look like. Remember the Simpsons where Bart has to get the corrective shoes? [01:04:47] Speaker C: They're orthopedic shoes. [01:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah, they. Yeah, I don't want those. They're enormous. I look like Frankenstein. But they're so comfortable. I wore them to the Sox game yesterday because I thought we're gonna be standing the whole time. [01:04:56] Speaker C: Run, Doc Martens. [01:04:58] Speaker A: Run, Forrest, run. [01:04:59] Speaker B: Yeah, they do. They look ridiculous. Janet Gephardt makes fun of me like every single time I wear them and. But I'll wear them anyway. [01:05:06] Speaker C: They're great for your back. [01:05:08] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, they help everything. [01:05:10] Speaker C: They're orthopedic. [01:05:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:14] Speaker C: And I. Yeah, I want something that's. I refuse to wear it on cloud or Hoka or these shoes that you see all the middle aged people wearing. I'm not gonna wear those. [01:05:24] Speaker A: My misses bought me some Doctor Shoals. I'm like, wow, Dr. Scholl's. I've reached granddad land. [01:05:30] Speaker C: I probably ordered them out of the AARP. [01:05:32] Speaker B: I'm wearing Dr. Scholl's Forever. What's the big deal about that? [01:05:35] Speaker C: You don't wear Dr. Scholl's. [01:05:36] Speaker B: The little inserts. [01:05:38] Speaker C: Yeah, the inserts. [01:05:38] Speaker A: But no, these are the shoes. [01:05:40] Speaker C: The hell shoes. [01:05:41] Speaker B: I didn't even know they made shoes. [01:05:42] Speaker A: Brown boots. [01:05:44] Speaker C: Dr. Scholl's makes actual shoes. Well, then they used to make a sandal that a lot of women wore with like the buckle on it. I'm talking about. It was like a classic 80s sandal. I think shoals made those shoals. [01:05:57] Speaker B: PhD. [01:05:58] Speaker C: You don't see Dr. Scholl's men's shoes anywhere. He must have got him. Got her like a medical supply store. [01:06:06] Speaker A: They are good, though. [01:06:07] Speaker C: They are. Jesus. [01:06:10] Speaker B: All right, we're talking about shoes now. Let's wrap this thing up, huh? [01:06:13] Speaker C: I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, I don't wear leather anymore. Really? Unless it's used leather. Because I skew it. [01:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah, you would shoe it. [01:06:23] Speaker C: I shoe it. Yeah, a skew it. Is it a skew or a shoe? [01:06:28] Speaker B: It's a shoe for the shoe. [01:06:30] Speaker C: For the shoe leather. [01:06:32] Speaker B: For current purposes of topic of conversation, it's a shoe. [01:06:35] Speaker C: Now, are these supposed to be good? Because I'm wearing these. These Crocs. [01:06:39] Speaker B: I mean, I've heard they're comfortable. I don't think that's the. There's. There's. That's a small price to pay for walking around in Crocs, though. [01:06:48] Speaker A: It seems. It seems to me like they would be bad for you. Because they're not very supportive. [01:06:52] Speaker B: Why are they always dirty? Everyone. Everyone that wears Crocs are always filthy. Well, they come that way. [01:06:57] Speaker C: No, these are. These were white, I think. [01:06:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:06:59] Speaker A: Those look a function of the people that wear them. [01:07:02] Speaker C: They're scummy. [01:07:03] Speaker B: Are they clean when you buy them or. They're new. [01:07:05] Speaker C: I don't like them all clean, Logan. [01:07:08] Speaker B: Clearly. [01:07:09] Speaker C: Did you guys see the end? I want to talk about the. The episode, but did you wait at the end? [01:07:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. [01:07:16] Speaker C: Was that right? Did you see the end? What he did at the end? That was cool, how he. How he segued to Bob Rubin. [01:07:23] Speaker A: Trying to. Yeah, trying to plug some. Trying. [01:07:26] Speaker B: But then it didn't play. [01:07:28] Speaker C: That's what I did. Remember at the comedy festival when I did Mike and then I brought up Rob Wheeler because he didn't get. Because you didn't give him a spot in the festival. And he. The guy was, like, devastated. And then I gave my time to Rob Wheeler, and for one of those. [01:07:43] Speaker A: You did what Monty did for Kanane. [01:07:46] Speaker C: What did Monty do? [01:07:47] Speaker A: He bought him off. We did that. We did that. [01:07:50] Speaker C: We didn't do the Monty Canane one. I never heard that. [01:07:52] Speaker A: We did what? Absolutely, we did. [01:07:55] Speaker C: Did you watch that guy Bob Rubin's act? It was horrendous. [01:07:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I got about five minutes. [01:07:59] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:08:00] Speaker B: Wait, so it played for you? Yeah, it didn't play for me because I watched it on the Fire Stick. So on the Netflix version, it still plays? [01:08:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah. Because when you do it, it says two episodes. I'm like, what the shit are we getting into here? [01:08:12] Speaker B: Was it any good? [01:08:13] Speaker C: No. [01:08:14] Speaker A: Well, I don't know. I think. I think, like he said, you got to give it five minutes. I give it five minutes, and I'm like, there's something happening. I was going to actually. [01:08:25] Speaker C: It was like Powski meets Tom Green meets some. [01:08:29] Speaker A: I was actually. I watched the five minutes because I thought, wouldn't be cool to pick that as the next. [01:08:35] Speaker B: Right. [01:08:35] Speaker C: Oh, God. Well, we'll find out. My mic. [01:08:41] Speaker A: Limp dicking around with the mic. [01:08:45] Speaker C: Did you like his material? I know you don't like him. Did you like Patton Oswalt's material? [01:08:51] Speaker A: It just doesn't hit. [01:08:52] Speaker C: Doesn't hit. Why? [01:08:56] Speaker A: Just don't know. [01:08:57] Speaker C: Maybe it's too erudite for you. You like erudite, but maybe it's too erudite. It is very erudite. [01:09:06] Speaker B: It's very amasant. [01:09:08] Speaker C: Amaranth. [01:09:08] Speaker B: Amaranth. [01:09:09] Speaker C: Amaranth. [01:09:11] Speaker B: That's what he kept saying. [01:09:12] Speaker C: Christian did you like his act? [01:09:14] Speaker B: I did, and I was surprised. I did not think I was gonna like it. I went into it with negative expectations, and I ended up really enjoying it. [01:09:24] Speaker C: Good. [01:09:24] Speaker B: Yep. [01:09:25] Speaker C: I'm glad you did. What was your favorite bit that you did? [01:09:29] Speaker B: My favorite bit? I don't know. I never know the answer to that question. I don't. I guess I don't really. Like. I don't. [01:09:35] Speaker C: Are you not taking notes anymore? [01:09:36] Speaker B: No, I don't take notes. [01:09:37] Speaker C: I just. [01:09:38] Speaker B: I just watch it and I enjoy it. [01:09:39] Speaker C: We were. We were taking notes or. [01:09:41] Speaker B: I don't enjoy it and drawing pictures. I was gonna just print up a picture of Patton Oswald and bring that today as my notes. [01:09:48] Speaker C: You see what that is? [01:09:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. What is that? Oh, that's the. That was a pretty good bit of. Yeah. Talking about the. Yeah, the. The. The characters on the menu. But that wasn't even my favorite one. [01:09:59] Speaker A: What did you think about him going pointedly after Louis CK what do you mean? [01:10:04] Speaker C: Yeah, that. That. Well, did I miss that? When he talked about. [01:10:08] Speaker B: Oh, but the jerking off thing. [01:10:09] Speaker C: Jerking? [01:10:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:09] Speaker C: In front of people. Yeah. It made me wonder, were they ever mates? Obviously probably not. He says people I used to be friends with, I'm not friends with anymore. Remember when he said. He didn't say who, but, like, because they've done this? [01:10:26] Speaker A: No, he. He. He wasn't friends with the people that tried to, let's say, normalize it. Tried to, what's the word? Pass it off as. [01:10:37] Speaker C: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:10:39] Speaker A: That wasn't friends. [01:10:40] Speaker C: Oh, not the people that did them. The jerking off. [01:10:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:10:44] Speaker C: You pretty sure that was directed right at Louis CK well, there was this [01:10:48] Speaker A: weird comment, like, apparently it's a big thing to jerk off in front of women. [01:10:52] Speaker C: Who was the other one? [01:10:53] Speaker A: Yeah, who? [01:10:54] Speaker C: Who? [01:10:55] Speaker A: Big thing. [01:10:56] Speaker B: That's what I thought, too. I thought. [01:10:58] Speaker C: I just. Weinstein was Weinstein. [01:11:00] Speaker B: That's what I thought. I thought. [01:11:01] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. Weinstein would do that. [01:11:03] Speaker B: He was like lump. I wasn't even sure who he was talking about. I was like, oh, I guess it was a big thing. I just. They didn't know I knew ck, but [01:11:09] Speaker C: I couldn't think of. [01:11:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it was clearly ck. [01:11:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:11:12] Speaker A: There's no one else. [01:11:13] Speaker B: I was picturing, yeah. Like a dozen different people that he's talking about. I just kind of took his word for it. [01:11:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:18] Speaker B: Okay. I guess everyone's doing this. [01:11:20] Speaker C: Yeah. I was most interested in. In. I remember at this time, his wife had died just previously. [01:11:27] Speaker B: Oh, is that about it? [01:11:28] Speaker C: Remember, he says, like, yeah, really going through it. [01:11:30] Speaker B: I thought he just had a bad marriage. Yeah, I didn't know. [01:11:33] Speaker C: No, I think his marriage was quite good. [01:11:35] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:11:37] Speaker C: And they had a good relationship. She. I don't know the circumstances of her death. I think it was cancer or something. [01:11:42] Speaker A: No, it wasn't. It was drug overdose. [01:11:44] Speaker B: Oh, no. [01:11:44] Speaker C: Was it really? [01:11:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:46] Speaker C: Are you serious? [01:11:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Geez. [01:11:48] Speaker C: Tell me more. [01:11:50] Speaker A: Well, I'm kind of feel like a little weird because I know personally the nephew of the lady who died. Yes. [01:12:00] Speaker B: Oh. [01:12:01] Speaker A: So I don't want to get too into. [01:12:03] Speaker B: I don't. [01:12:04] Speaker C: I don't need you to get. I just want to know. [01:12:06] Speaker A: Well, I'm just. I just read what I read on Wikipedia. Which was what that let. Subsequent to her death, Patton Oswald had said she had an opioid problem. [01:12:14] Speaker C: Oh. [01:12:14] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus. [01:12:16] Speaker C: Oh. So it wasn't. She wasn't sick. I could have swore she was sick. [01:12:21] Speaker A: No, she died in his sleep. [01:12:23] Speaker C: Oh, man. [01:12:24] Speaker A: And he was married because I always thought. No, I don't even want to. Okay. It says she died April 2016. He was engaged by July 2017. [01:12:41] Speaker C: Say what? Wow. I didn't know that. Wow. Now my interest in this is. [01:12:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry, Bill. [01:12:50] Speaker C: That's okay. It really wasn't. I didn't know the circumstances of any of this. I just knew. I remember reading in People magazine when I was in a waiting room that he had married who he had married subsequently, which is my childhood crush. And many of our childhood childhood crushes. Jessica Rabbit, Meredith Salinger. [01:13:11] Speaker A: I don't know who that is. [01:13:12] Speaker C: You don't? Well, you might remember her from such films as Dream a Little Dream. [01:13:19] Speaker A: No. [01:13:19] Speaker C: With Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. Or Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon starring River Phoenix. She played opposite all the tragic 80s. Well, I didn't think about it that way, but yeah, yeah. And she was, you know, poster on the wall of every 13 year old boy's bedroom. I don't know that they had posters of her back then, but I, you know, so when I saw that he married her, I was like, God, this. This guy could get the hottest woman that ever lived. Right? [01:13:53] Speaker B: He. Besides my wife, did anyone else get the impression it sounded like there was a huge period of time in between marriages where he was. He went through like a prolonged depression and. [01:14:04] Speaker A: Yeah, but. [01:14:06] Speaker B: But that's just about a year. [01:14:07] Speaker A: April 2016. July, 15 months. [01:14:10] Speaker C: You love stats. That's the only stat you need to know right there. [01:14:13] Speaker A: Yep. [01:14:14] Speaker C: Are you. Are you saying that maybe he had taken up with this woman before? [01:14:17] Speaker A: I'm not saying shit. [01:14:19] Speaker C: You're not saying shit. Yeah. Yeah. [01:14:22] Speaker A: Wow. [01:14:22] Speaker B: That does. That does sort of askew the way I saw it before. [01:14:29] Speaker C: Yes. [01:14:29] Speaker B: The way I skews my perception. [01:14:33] Speaker C: Yes. Need to know more. Well, I, I really came to like Patton Oswald through. Not even through his comedy. He wrote a book years ago called Screen Fiend about his. He was obsessive moviegoer. [01:14:45] Speaker A: Well, he was on MST. MST3K for a while. Right. [01:14:50] Speaker C: Who. [01:14:51] Speaker A: Or he still is. [01:14:52] Speaker C: Say what? [01:14:53] Speaker A: Pan Oswalt's on Mystery Science. [01:14:54] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. But he loved movies and wrote a book about his love for movies and everything. I love that. And yeah, so I don't even necessarily love his comedy as much as I just kind of like him and all the things Christian mentioned that he's been in. He's just a great character with a great sense of humor and. But I have found, though, and maybe it's because of what you kind of just talked about, that I like him less as time goes on. I didn't like him as much this time as I liked him in the past. Now they're worse. [01:15:24] Speaker B: Funny. I liked him more. [01:15:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:15:26] Speaker B: I see the stand up in the past and I didn't enjoy it and so I expected the same this time. But I was pleasantly surprised. [01:15:31] Speaker A: Just to balance it out, I'm on a flat line. [01:15:33] Speaker B: Hey, look at that. Yeah, even Steven. [01:15:35] Speaker C: I'm not saying I didn't like it, but I didn't like it as much as I hoped to like it. Yeah. [01:15:41] Speaker A: Obviously the Denny's bit was the signature, the sign off. And that was okay. [01:15:45] Speaker C: It was okay. It was interesting how they. He starts with something like, I'm not blaming Denny's, then it goes to what, like 40 minutes early? Right. Like it was kind of a weird. [01:15:54] Speaker A: That was a gimmick. [01:15:55] Speaker C: Yeah, weird gimmick. [01:15:56] Speaker B: I liked the, the, the Trump thing he did where he said, I'm not going to make trump jokes because look at, this is what's happening. No point to even make a joke. Yeah, it's already a joke. It's been made. [01:16:07] Speaker C: Monkeys on PCP crash a train into. [01:16:10] Speaker B: Or it's a bus full of monkeys. And PCB on pcp, it's pretty good. Crashing a train with Ivory, that's pretty good bit. [01:16:16] Speaker C: My favorite bit of all the bits. And I feel like it's been done. Maybe, but maybe he's the one that did it. And I just don't remember his theory about Jesus. [01:16:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:16:27] Speaker C: Do you like that? Yeah, the theory about Jesus, about how he didn't really do anything miraculous. He just. Everyone was a giant douchebag back then and he just wasn't. And so, yeah, people, I like, elevated him too. [01:16:38] Speaker B: His metaphor to remembering the cool guys from high school. And then eventually it just all becomes Craig, you know, because nobody gives a about which guy it was. That's not important to the story. [01:16:46] Speaker C: It's that guy. It's just. [01:16:47] Speaker B: Yeah, Craig Fine. He had the best weed. Played Pink Floyd. [01:16:52] Speaker C: Yeah. And I also liked when he said, like, people who were like, where he goes to hike, like working out and like pulling up on the branches and. [01:17:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:17:02] Speaker C: And how like their bodies are so fit. They're like. It'd be painful to. Yeah, that's good. [01:17:10] Speaker B: You know, it's funny because I've been at the lake with buddies of mine and like, have done push ups. [01:17:17] Speaker C: Just, you know, stop running and do push ups. [01:17:19] Speaker B: Well, we're not even running. Just like hanging out and just do some push ups and then. But. And you feel like such an asshole, you know, even as you're doing it. Yeah, like that. I hope nobody's looking. [01:17:28] Speaker C: Yeah. You don't find that. [01:17:32] Speaker A: I found the joke. [01:17:33] Speaker C: Have you ever been to the. [01:17:34] Speaker A: I found the joke to be logically off. [01:17:38] Speaker C: Why? [01:17:39] Speaker A: Well, he's saying, but they're hot. And it's like. Well, yeah, that's why. [01:17:43] Speaker B: That's why they're hot. Right. [01:17:44] Speaker C: You're not saying they're hot. [01:17:45] Speaker A: Why? [01:17:46] Speaker C: He's just saying that they're just super in shape. In good shape. Like, why would you want to be. But that. That's the joke is like, why would you want to work so hard to be in such shape that it makes you almost not hot. It's like you can't even enjoy. So you're just, you know, bones and angles. Angles, yeah. Right. Like. And he likens it to laying on a rug full of Legos, which is great. As someone who has a nice soft body, I appreciate a joke like that. My body's very soft, despite you saying I'm gaunt. And I really. The other reason why I was excited to watch this is because it's all about being in his 50s and he just turned 50. Right. And you and I are in our 50s and there's a lot here we can relate to. Right. Did you find that. Did you found some terra firma with. [01:18:40] Speaker A: I can't remember what I just put turning 50. Load of bits. [01:18:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:18:45] Speaker B: Load of bits. I like the bit about the ice cream, the cereal box, you know, she's like, yeah, they used to have games and now it's like there's a manifesto in the back. Or it's like two paragraphs about how they grow this. That's in the cereal bowl right now. [01:18:57] Speaker A: Yeah, that was good. I didn't think, like, he. He said something like, I just bought a house. And it's like, you probably got 50 million in the bank at this point, right? That's not a big deal. [01:19:08] Speaker B: About time to stop running then, right? Yeah. Grow some equity. [01:19:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:19:12] Speaker C: You think he's mega bucks, all this? [01:19:14] Speaker A: He's gotta be Ratatouille, for God's. [01:19:16] Speaker C: He's the voice of Ratatouille. [01:19:18] Speaker A: Yeah. These people are minted. [01:19:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:19:21] Speaker A: Don't stand up there on the stage going, can you believe I bought a house? Yeah. I can't believe you bought seven houses. [01:19:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Wonder what his net worth is. Siri. Hey, Siri. [01:19:34] Speaker B: Hey, Bill. [01:19:35] Speaker C: This Patton Oswald's net worth. [01:19:37] Speaker B: I was listening to our podcast in the car a couple weeks ago, and you said, was $14 million in 2024. Holy shit. [01:19:43] Speaker C: You almost. [01:19:43] Speaker B: You nailed it on the head. [01:19:44] Speaker C: 14 million. [01:19:45] Speaker B: Didn't you just say 15 million? [01:19:47] Speaker C: No, I said 50. [01:19:48] Speaker B: Oh, I think. [01:19:48] Speaker C: Didn't you? [01:19:49] Speaker B: I was listening to our podcast in the car, and you said, seriously at one point, and it thought. It thought it was. Yeah, my phone thought it was my voice saying, siri. And it kept. It would go, what? What do you need? Okay, fine. Holy shit. And then it kept backing up because then it puts you back into the podcast. But it starts it, like, three seconds ago. And so it would be right before you said, seriously again. And it looped like that for. Until I parked. [01:20:14] Speaker C: I must have been listening to the same episode. It couldn't get past it. [01:20:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:20:16] Speaker C: Because it would kick on Siri and stop the show. [01:20:19] Speaker B: And then it would rewind 10 seconds and start playing and do it all over again. [01:20:22] Speaker C: I wonder if that happened to some of our listeners. Call in and let us know what's. [01:20:25] Speaker B: Hey, Emma. [01:20:26] Speaker A: Good way to jack up the numbers. [01:20:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, let's jack them up. Jack. [01:20:31] Speaker B: Take off your pants and drop numbers. [01:20:33] Speaker C: Number. Anyway, I. I also thought the bit about the being a DJ and playing cassettes was pretty good. [01:20:43] Speaker A: Yeah, that was labored. [01:20:44] Speaker B: I didn't know. [01:20:45] Speaker C: You want to hear him under rubble? [01:20:46] Speaker B: Like, that was good. I didn't know you could do. I was just interested. I had no idea DJs used cassettes at any point. [01:20:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:20:53] Speaker B: Just assumed it went straight from record from vinyl to CDs. [01:20:57] Speaker C: Yeah. It would sound horrible. [01:20:59] Speaker B: Why would you use cassette tapes? That's like the Worst way to apply [01:21:02] Speaker C: a cassette tape, because back then they [01:21:03] Speaker B: are not made for that. [01:21:04] Speaker C: You didn't have digital music. [01:21:05] Speaker B: But what about the vinyl? They were doing fine with the vinyl. [01:21:08] Speaker C: You had vinyl or you had CDs, but like, to cover all the bases, you couldn't buy it. [01:21:12] Speaker B: All. [01:21:12] Speaker C: Right. [01:21:12] Speaker B: You could. [01:21:13] Speaker C: Didn't just have access to it all at them. [01:21:14] Speaker B: Oh, you couldn't get. [01:21:15] Speaker C: So, like, you weren't going to go buy it on vinyl or you couldn't [01:21:18] Speaker B: get it on vinyl. [01:21:19] Speaker C: Current music, you maybe could, but like, to have everything, you just had to have a collection of, you know, tapes. [01:21:26] Speaker A: Because volume of. To write with cassettes. Even if you had a. Even if you didn't have the kissingle. You had the. The album. [01:21:36] Speaker B: Rewind it. [01:21:37] Speaker C: Well, no, but at the point he's talking about when we. When we were teenagers, nobody was. Vinyl was on its way out. It was pretty much out at that point. It was gone. Like you were. [01:21:48] Speaker A: You guys. Yeah. [01:21:49] Speaker C: What do you mean? Who's you guys? [01:21:52] Speaker A: You two. I was still buying vinyl when I was. [01:21:55] Speaker C: You may have. They weren't making new vinyl. There was a period there in the late 80s to. Whenever that they stopped making new vinyl. There was no new vinyl in Sam Goody. In the record stores. [01:22:06] Speaker B: I was. [01:22:07] Speaker C: CDs and cassettes. [01:22:08] Speaker B: Four years old. My first job, anyway, I couldn't go out and buy them. [01:22:11] Speaker C: Yeah, well, then you were six. Yeah, we were working since you were 10. Right, right. You couldn't buy vinyl. There was a period there where there was no new vinyl. Right. And then it wasn't until really recently that they started making newer vinyl. Like in the past 15 years, 20 years, something like that. So. All right, well, I think we've already given our reviews, but I'm going to say I was a little disappointed because I didn't like him as much. But I. I think he's a great comedian and his. His material is really good and he is. He's an American treasure. I'm going to say that. Patton Oswald, American treasurer and. Yeah, I'm giving him. [01:22:58] Speaker B: Yeah. What's the. What's the rating scale? How many Denny's cups of coffee? [01:23:02] Speaker C: How many Denny's? [01:23:04] Speaker B: How many stones thrown at you in the street? [01:23:07] Speaker C: Yeah, Stones, Denny's. How many Grand Slams? [01:23:12] Speaker B: How many moons over Miami? [01:23:14] Speaker C: Yeah, I used to like the moons over Miami. How many amaranth flakes? Yeah, I give it. Out of four. [01:23:23] Speaker A: Just do five. Four is too hard. [01:23:27] Speaker C: Out of five ancient grains, I give this three ancient grains, Amaranth flakes. Three out of five. Done. [01:23:39] Speaker B: Yep. All right, I'll give it. I'm going to. Also. I'm going to match that. And I'm going to raise three. Three biblical flakes and a. A Denny's pancake. [01:23:55] Speaker C: Denny's pancake, yeah. So you're giving it four. [01:23:57] Speaker B: The son of the prostitute. Yeah. [01:23:59] Speaker C: All right. [01:24:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Out of five. [01:24:04] Speaker C: Me clapping. It's just a matter of how low he's gonna go. How low do you think he's gonna go? One or two? I think he's going to do one and a half or two. [01:24:15] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think he's going to give it one. He's got a record, really terrible ones. One already. This is. [01:24:20] Speaker C: I know. Like, he Gave who, Zarnagarga1? [01:24:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:24] Speaker C: No, he gave it a. No, he gave Zarnagar. He gives Zarnagar zero. And he might give this a. He's got to recognize where Patton Oswald falls in the pantheon of American comedy. Right. One of the. The key members of. The early members of Largo in la, one of the original alt comedians. He did return his call. [01:24:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:24:46] Speaker C: Forget that. [01:24:46] Speaker B: Yep. [01:24:48] Speaker C: He doesn't like his act. Doesn't hit for him. But I think he's got to recognize he's this guy's. He. He's a stand and deliver comedian. He's got the chops. He's got to give it. [01:24:58] Speaker B: He does. He's got. That's. That's. He's polished. Yeah. You can tell he's very comfortable where he is. [01:25:02] Speaker C: Polished. Comfortable. Good writing. Doesn't like him, which I don't get, because he likes surreal and he likes esoteric and erudite. I just don't know why he wouldn't like this guy. [01:25:13] Speaker B: He can't give it a negative score, can he? [01:25:15] Speaker C: No. He's giving it a two. Go ahead, give it a two. [01:25:17] Speaker A: Three. [01:25:18] Speaker C: What? Wait a minute. I gave it a three and I liked it. You said I didn't like it. You just fucked with me because. No, I knew I was spot on. [01:25:30] Speaker A: Everything was right. It's just the problems in my head. [01:25:33] Speaker C: It's you. [01:25:33] Speaker A: The problem is with me, not with. [01:25:36] Speaker C: Doesn't he say that? [01:25:36] Speaker B: Very mature. [01:25:38] Speaker C: He says that about Denny's. It's not Denny's. Denny's isn't the problem. I'm the problem. Pat Noswalt isn't the problem. You're the problem. [01:25:48] Speaker A: I'm the problem. [01:25:49] Speaker B: Oh. I feel like this is a breakthrough. [01:25:51] Speaker C: Wow. This is a breakthrough for you to recognize that it's not the comedian, it's you. The comedian's great, but what is it about you? You just. You don't get it or you just don't. You're depressed right now. [01:26:04] Speaker A: No, I just. It's been a 25 year journey with Patton Oswalt trying to work out. It's like, you know, when is there. Normally you have this with bands, right? And everyone's like, oh, this band, this band. Like, could you imagine in 1993 not liking Nirvana? Right. You would have felt like there's something wrong with me. [01:26:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:26:27] Speaker C: But I don't think he's. That would be like not liking Nate Bargazi or something. Like, he's not of that kind of thing. Ilk or ilk. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Well, he is in comedy, isn't he? [01:26:38] Speaker C: Yeah, he's. Is he comedy royalty? He's on the fringe. [01:26:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, he's one of them. He's one of them. Why don't I like this person? [01:26:50] Speaker C: Yeah. You don't know why you don't have a. Can't come up with a reason? Yeah, yeah. [01:26:56] Speaker A: You know, a lot of comedians, you look at them, you go, why don't I like this person? Because they don't know how to write jokes. Why not this person? Because they can write jokes, but they deliver them badly. I can't level any accusation at Patton Oswald. [01:27:10] Speaker C: Well, I'm surprised you give me three, though. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's pretty high rating. That's the highest rating we've given a comedian in a long time in this show, I feel. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Collectively. Yeah. [01:27:19] Speaker C: Collectively, three and a half down in the doldrums. All right. Would you make love to him? Not as a man, as a woman. Would you make love to Patton Oswald if you were a woman? You yourself, your female version of you, would you make love to him? [01:27:34] Speaker A: No. [01:27:34] Speaker B: No. [01:27:35] Speaker C: How about you? [01:27:36] Speaker B: No. [01:27:37] Speaker C: Why? Because you find him physically not attractive. [01:27:40] Speaker B: Look at the guy. Come on. [01:27:42] Speaker C: He's gross. So then explain to me how a guy like this gets Meredith Salinger, who's [01:27:47] Speaker B: you think, $14.2 million. [01:27:49] Speaker C: The money. She's with him for the money. [01:27:52] Speaker A: The old one in it. I can give you 14 million reasons now. [01:27:55] Speaker C: I don't know what Meredith Salinger looks like today. I don't know if you guys look that up. She could look. [01:28:00] Speaker B: I don't even know who this is. [01:28:02] Speaker C: She couldn't, you know. Yeah, well, I would make love to him. Patton Oswalt. I wouldn't discriminate against his body or his. You know how he looks. He's that funny and he seems very kind. I would make love to a funny, kind person as a woman, despite their body. [01:28:26] Speaker A: I googled, I googled Pat Noswal, Louis CK Beef or whatever the hell the Americans call it. [01:28:36] Speaker C: Right. There is one. [01:28:38] Speaker A: Just to see. I'm like, is there really, you know, has been ongoing and blah, blah, blah. And the only thing that came up was some like, you know, inevitably some Reddit thread and it said that this guy was going off about Patton Oswald, you know, because that's what they do on Reddit and stuff. And he's saying he's the most self righteous social media and he came up with this interesting. They called him a white knight. [01:29:04] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. [01:29:06] Speaker A: And I was like, yeah, he's, he's definitely a white knight. [01:29:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. White liberal hero. [01:29:14] Speaker A: Is that what it means? [01:29:15] Speaker B: Something like that. [01:29:15] Speaker C: Obviously there's another term for it where like. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that about him. [01:29:21] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, so that's why I ain't shagging him. [01:29:25] Speaker C: Okay. His politics. Politics makes strange bedfellows. You've heard that? [01:29:31] Speaker A: Yes. [01:29:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:29:32] Speaker B: He looks like the trash lady from Fraggle Rock. [01:29:35] Speaker C: I would have to go back and watch that. I don't remember her. [01:29:39] Speaker A: What was the character he played in Reno 9 1? I remember him being dressed as like literally a knight. I think he was like role playing as a. I don't know. [01:29:51] Speaker B: I don't remember him being in Reno 9 him. [01:29:53] Speaker C: I never watched him. [01:29:54] Speaker B: I watched it, but I don't remember his. [01:29:55] Speaker A: Him. Natasha Leggero. And there was one or two more would crop up. [01:30:00] Speaker C: Swartzen. [01:30:01] Speaker B: Yeah, Nick Swartz was in it a lot. [01:30:03] Speaker A: They bought in a lot of alt comedy royalty to do these little, you know, little two minute bits in there. And I feel like Patton Oswalt got the nod quite regularly. [01:30:14] Speaker B: Jeff. According to Google here, Jeff Spoder is his character's name. The unhinged drug lord featured. Oh. In the film of Reno911. [01:30:25] Speaker C: Jeff Spoder. [01:30:26] Speaker B: Jeff Spoder, drug lord. Does that ring a bell? Mark? [01:30:31] Speaker A: I remember him just being dressed as like medieval of some. [01:30:34] Speaker B: Oh, a dungeon master. [01:30:36] Speaker A: That's it. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Okay. [01:30:38] Speaker C: All right, let's. [01:30:39] Speaker B: That makes sense. He looks like a dungeon master. [01:30:41] Speaker A: Let's do an episode. 91 1. [01:30:44] Speaker C: Well, I wouldn't mind doing comedy episodes of things. [01:30:46] Speaker B: Yeah, let's just start reviewing TV shows. [01:30:48] Speaker C: Anything comedy adjacent we can. [01:30:52] Speaker A: Oh, there's that. Is that perverting the brand? [01:30:55] Speaker C: Yeah, kind of. [01:30:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:30:58] Speaker C: My back teeth are floating. [01:31:00] Speaker B: All right, what's our. Who do we got on deck? [01:31:06] Speaker A: I am, because I'm the DEI guy. We're gonna do. So wait a minute. [01:31:11] Speaker C: Hold on. Before you say that, you just. You just criticized Patton Oswald for being this very thing, this DEI type of liberal wag, and now here you are being a liberal. [01:31:22] Speaker B: What does DEI mean? [01:31:24] Speaker C: Department of Equity and Inclusion. Where you just choose checking the boxes of races and sexualities and all this shit. I didn't mean it like that. I mean, it's important thing we're gonna do. [01:31:35] Speaker A: Someone I've heard great things about, but have never heard one line from. She's called Ms. Pat, and her special is called you'll wanna hear something crazy. [01:31:52] Speaker B: Yes. I love that. [01:31:53] Speaker A: Are you loving it right from the tit? [01:31:55] Speaker C: Ms. Pat. [01:31:56] Speaker A: Ms. Pat. [01:31:57] Speaker C: Is she like Pat, the character from. [01:31:59] Speaker A: I don't know. [01:32:01] Speaker C: Where do we find, like, this show? [01:32:03] Speaker A: It's on Netflix. [01:32:04] Speaker C: Ms. Pat. [01:32:05] Speaker B: I hope I get that on my first. [01:32:06] Speaker C: I think I've seen this. Oh, I think she's an African American gal. [01:32:09] Speaker A: Yes. [01:32:10] Speaker B: Y' all want to hear something crazy? I've seen her, but that's what it's called. [01:32:12] Speaker C: I've come across it. [01:32:13] Speaker B: Y' all want to hear something crazy? [01:32:14] Speaker A: You all want to hear something crazy? [01:32:16] Speaker B: Oh, man, I'm gonna love this. I can already tell. I'm so excited. [01:32:22] Speaker C: Yeah, well, we'll see. [01:32:23] Speaker A: Hopefully. Hopefully. She prefaces every bit she does. [01:32:27] Speaker B: I hope so. [01:32:28] Speaker A: With that tagline. [01:32:30] Speaker B: I'm already laughing. I don't even need to see it. [01:32:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:32:34] Speaker B: I already know what I'm voting. [01:32:35] Speaker C: Okay. [01:32:36] Speaker A: All right. [01:32:36] Speaker C: Yep. Well, hey, you never know. That's the beauty of this. You. You know. Yeah. [01:32:40] Speaker B: Can you give it six out of five? [01:32:43] Speaker C: Might love it. All right, take us out with the gong. [01:32:46] Speaker B: All right. [01:32:50] Speaker A: Oh. [01:33:03] Speaker B: As dawn s1.