Episode Transcript
[00:00:08] Speaker A: You know, we don't want kings over here. Oh, yeah, they got a king over there. We don't want to be like that. We want to have a democracy here. But it sounds like maybe you have more of a democracy than we do, even though you have a king.
[00:00:20] Speaker B: I think someone pointed it out.
I mean, unless you go. Unless you're talking about five minutes before the Magna Carta was signed, the king has had absolutely no constitutional power for centuries. Someone was pointing it out on Facebook. Like, it makes you laugh when they say, oh, it's all these kingdoms. Like, no king of Europe has any constitutional power whatsoever.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: King Hussein.
[00:00:51] Speaker B: Jordan is in the Middle East. They do.
But any European Western king.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: King Olaf.
No, there's no Sweden. Norway.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: Sweden's a queen in it.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: I don't know. Do I know?
[00:01:06] Speaker B: No, Denmark's a queen. Sweden, it might be.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: I don't know. No King Olaf.
Magna Carta. I don't even know what. What those words are.
[00:01:15] Speaker C: I know. I thought that was. I know where English came from.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: Magna Carta is where.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: It's an important document. I know that etched in stone.
[00:01:24] Speaker B: Magna Carta was essentially the king surrendering most of his power at the sword of the barons.
[00:01:30] Speaker A: Oh, yes, of course.
We got here. We got.
I got the Bill of Rights.
[00:01:38] Speaker C: Is that your nickname?
[00:01:40] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That stood up.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Well, yeah, and not really working.
[00:01:45] Speaker B: Hence America's immaculate record on human rights.
Yeah, well, not to be argued.
[00:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. It's not holding up well, I guess.
Well, that was the history lesson for today. Anything else you want to.
[00:02:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I wanted to. So I held you off on talking about cacking up this, packing it up.
I think I just got mistaken for homeless in Jewel, which you'll enjoy.
[00:02:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I can see that.
[00:02:16] Speaker B: I was. I was waiting. I went to a different jewel and I was waiting. I was like, where the fuck are the hot dogs? I want a dollar hot dog. Right.
No hot dogs there. And I'm looking. I'm kind of pacing and agitated.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: Yes, I can see that. Yes.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: You know, most people with homeless who are homeless have mental issues and they can be agitated.
So I'm sort of pacing and agitated, and I asked the young lady behind the counter, where are the hot dogs? I might have been. I might have been a bit, you know, where are the hot dogs?
[00:02:45] Speaker C: Did you say damn hot dogs?
[00:02:47] Speaker A: Do you guys have hot dogs today or did you. Where are the hot dogs? That's a difference. It's how you ask it, but go ahead.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: I don't think I said it threateningly. But I. I. Maybe I sounded a bit off kilter. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think I might have said, do you guys have hot dogs here? In a way that was like, how do you not have hot dogs? You know?
And this old lady behind me was waiting to. So. So the lady, beyond the calculus, we haven't put them out yet. I go, okay, okay. And I start walking around the whole bit thinking, what am I gonna do?
[00:03:19] Speaker C: Glaring at her.
[00:03:20] Speaker B: No, I don't know.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: You're circling the.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: I was circling that area because it's like an island.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: It's like a hot dog island.
[00:03:27] Speaker B: Yeah. So I'm circling the island like, it's like a homeless shark. And I'm wandering.
[00:03:32] Speaker A: Homeless shark.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: I'm wandering different aisles, thinking, okay, what the fuck can I do now?
[00:03:36] Speaker A: Are you thinking, what. What might I. What else might I eat?
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Exactly. So I pick up the pizza puff, and I'm like, $4. There's no weight to that. You know what I mean?
[00:03:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:46] Speaker B: And then I'm looking, and they did have the nuggets out. So I'm like, for a dollar? Yeah. So I'm weighing them, but I can't see it doesn't. There's no pricing on it.
So I'm. I think everyone in the area is like, is this. Is this guy's gonna snap and just start stuffing chicken nuggets down his trousers or something, then run out? And so I wander back to the counter, and meanwhile, this old lady who has now been served looks at me and she goes, no, no, no, no. The. The old lady who is behind me. The old lady behind me, she looks at me and she goes, do you want a piece of chicken? Like, out of her bag? You know she's bought one of those bags.
[00:04:28] Speaker C: No.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: Yeah. And she looks at me, she goes, do you want a piece of chicken?
[00:04:32] Speaker A: Oh, you were definitely taking for homeless.
[00:04:35] Speaker B: I know. And. And I go, no, no. It's all you thought about it.
[00:04:39] Speaker A: You're like, I actually do kind of.
[00:04:42] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And I. I look at her. I'm like, no, no, no, no. And then she goes, is there anything else, like, you need or want?
[00:04:50] Speaker C: You got 20 bucks?
[00:04:51] Speaker B: And that's when I twig, like, she thinks I'm hungry.
[00:04:54] Speaker A: This lady didn't work at Juul.
[00:04:55] Speaker B: She was just a random, kind old lady.
[00:04:58] Speaker C: Wow.
Jeez.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: I was like, wow, I gotta up, up, do my. I'm gonna get my sartorial elegance back.
[00:05:06] Speaker A: Well, for anyone listening, you're wearing a pair of trousers, brown trousers and black sweatshirt. A nice gray sweatpants. Gray sweat. Sorry, I thought gray sweatpants. It's called like. It is, yeah. And this jacket in Harrington.
[00:05:26] Speaker B: This jacket's got, like, paint all over it and stuff. And I think that really. I definitely get followed in shops walking around.
[00:05:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: That was the first.
Literally, it was the second question where I twigged, oh, she thinks, is there.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: Anything else you need here?
[00:05:43] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:05:45] Speaker A: She's. Don't hurt me, was the next question.
Next comment.
Well, here's how you used to look. I brought. I was going through some pictures. I was building an ofrenda in my house. You know what an.
Well, an Friend is a Mexican table where you put dead people stuff on it.
And so, like, anyone that's dead in your life or whatever, you. A little table with a little tablecloth there and candles.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: Is it Day of the Dead this weekend, then?
[00:06:16] Speaker A: I think it's Halloween.
The whole month is a celebration of the day.
[00:06:20] Speaker B: I think Dia de la Muertos is a definite die.
[00:06:24] Speaker A: It is. I think it's maybe the day before. Two days before Halloween.
Anyway, I was going through a box of pictures to find dead people to put on the ofrenda, and I came across this young man wearing none other than a Harrington.
[00:06:40] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: The picture of you and in your youth.
[00:06:43] Speaker B: And it shot. And a charlatan's. Yeah.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: What is that? I was trying to figure out what that T shirt was.
[00:06:48] Speaker B: Charlatans.
[00:06:49] Speaker A: What's that?
[00:06:50] Speaker B: It's a band.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: Oh, no. Legendary, that band.
[00:06:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Remember when I had the stupid sideburn?
[00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah, you had huge sideburns. Mutton chops.
[00:07:00] Speaker B: Jeez. Well, I'm dead on the inside.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: Your skin looks wonderful in it, though. I don't know if it's the lighting, but, like, your skin is tight and looks hydrated. Well, I've had to drink more water back then.
[00:07:11] Speaker B: No, I was just. It might have been. There's been three times in America where I've dropped 30 pounds. Ching, ching, ching. And that was. Maybe I was in the throes of it because I got. I got a definite cheekbone going there. Well, it's just a fat bastard now.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: I wouldn't say that. Bring that home to your wife and get her all riled up.
Had her get all riled.
[00:07:35] Speaker C: Thinking about.
[00:07:36] Speaker A: You look like a young Colin Firth.
[00:07:41] Speaker B: I definitely look like a twat. And it's. I'm trying to think who it is.
[00:07:46] Speaker A: Who am I to.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: It's like someone from TV or something.
[00:07:51] Speaker A: Yeah, you do look like somebody. I showed it to Christian. I don't know.
[00:07:54] Speaker B: God. Who is it?
[00:07:56] Speaker C: We need to start an Instagram account.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: This plays out great on a podcast.
[00:08:00] Speaker C: Yeah, Great pictures.
We gotta set an Instagram account so we can post stuff like this on there and say to our listeners, hey, if you want to see what we're talking about, check out our Instagram account.
That's what other podcasts do.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: Here's another one. You're in it kind of. But. And you're wearing some kind of douchey scarf. It looks like, but. Did you remember wearing scarves?
[00:08:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:08:20] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't remember you wearing scarves.
[00:08:21] Speaker B: Is it yellow, black and white? Yep, it is my Coventry bees.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:25] Speaker B: Elite champion scarf.
[00:08:27] Speaker A: And you're sitting next to another man who's dressed in the latest fashions. Kid Mizing.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Kid Mize.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: Kid My Z. Shout out to Kid My Z if he's out there listening alive. Yes. Kid My Z. You've heard him.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: Check with the reason she's.
[00:08:45] Speaker A: She would know. She keeps tabs on him.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: Yep.
Yeah. Why am I wearing a scarf indoors? That makes no sense.
[00:08:56] Speaker A: Well, there you go.
Yeah. So enjoy those pictures of you and your youth.
[00:09:02] Speaker B: I didn't realize the Red lion had a fake portal in it.
[00:09:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Those were like you on a ship. Portals on a ship. You never noticed that? You're too busy running around.
[00:09:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:13] Speaker A: Taking.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: The room wasn't even remotely themed to that.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: No, I guess not.
All right, well, you never explained why you had blue cheese down the front of your shirt as well. Does that. Does the story go on to where you eat something with blue cheese?
[00:09:28] Speaker B: Yeah, I bought a little. One of the little tubs of blue cheese nuggets. Yeah.
[00:09:33] Speaker A: Oh, you did get the nuggets. So the hot dogs never came out.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: The hot dogs never came out. And the woman behind thing was like, after the. After the after. Did you want some chicken? I turned to her because I asked her for a.
This year now, the more I play it through, I turned to her and I said, can I have a handful of, you know, the fries thing? The wedges. They do.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, the potato wedges.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: I said, can I have a handful of potato wedges? Otherwise, give me ten pounds. And she looks me in the eyes because I can make you a hot dog if you really want one.
[00:10:09] Speaker A: You're kidding.
[00:10:09] Speaker B: No.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: You said you're like Chris Rock in New Jack City asking for like a fucking little fruit punch in your hand or whatever.
[00:10:20] Speaker B: And then I. She put a. She put. But they're always aggressive with them in duel, you know, and they always put Too much in.
So, like, by the pound.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: You're paying by the pound?
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. So for my final homelessness thing, I said, can. Can you take a few of those out, please? There's too many.
What I should have done is got out. What I should have done is got all the money out of my pockets and started counting it.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
All bald.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: And then I could have got that old lady to get me a drink. And you could have got a free meal.
[00:10:47] Speaker C: Yeah, you could have.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: Well, I sent you the picture of the Jewel this week. I was in the Jewel.
[00:10:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:53] Speaker A: One of these days. And they had it all that day. Hot dogs, everything in the island.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: I think it's because I went in early. This is like, too early.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: Will you go back after to get the hot dogs?
[00:11:05] Speaker B: Ship has sailed.
[00:11:06] Speaker A: How many hot dogs will you get?
[00:11:08] Speaker B: Just one.
[00:11:09] Speaker A: Okay. Hey, what's that game you wanted to play with him?
Put this in American parlance. Yeah, it's called American parlance.
[00:11:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: So we give him a term and see if he can use it in a sentence.
[00:11:21] Speaker C: Yeah, let's do it.
[00:11:22] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:11:22] Speaker C: I don't know. What's an American term?
Jeez.
[00:11:30] Speaker A: Maybe we should have prepped us before.
[00:11:33] Speaker C: I didn't really think we were gonna do it.
[00:11:34] Speaker B: I thought we were gonna do our favorite three and worst three of what?
[00:11:38] Speaker A: Of comedian specials. Yeah, well, yeah, we are waiting. We gotta have.
We gotta have off mic meetings.
[00:11:47] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Follow through on things.
[00:11:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:52] Speaker A: I can't think of anything. That's just an American term.
[00:11:54] Speaker C: Right.
[00:11:56] Speaker A: That bit blows.
[00:11:57] Speaker C: Yeah. It wasn't supposed to be a real game.
[00:12:00] Speaker A: Oh, I thought it was. I thought it was real.
[00:12:01] Speaker C: No, I was just kind of joking around in the group chat.
[00:12:03] Speaker B: One of the funniest Americanisms I ever heard was my old lady shout out the window. You got a lot of nerve, mister. No one in England would ever say that.
[00:12:12] Speaker C: Really?
[00:12:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:13] Speaker C: That's a.
[00:12:13] Speaker A: That's uniquely American.
[00:12:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:15] Speaker A: Phrase.
[00:12:15] Speaker B: When she said it, I was like, wow, you got a lot of nerve, mister.
[00:12:21] Speaker A: Tell her not to be doing that now. Don't be yelling anything at anybody. People are crazy.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: Well, this. It was funny. She used to live in this really old house and it was clearly going to be a knockdown when, you know, when everyone moved out and she stuck her head out the window one day looking out onto the street and a guy shouts up, hey, is that house for sale?
[00:12:46] Speaker A: What'd she say?
[00:12:47] Speaker B: Maybe she went, what? Because she was a renter, obviously.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:12:51] Speaker B: And she. And he goes, is that house that you're in for Sale. And she just twigs like. This is just randomly, like, hey, I could.
[00:13:00] Speaker A: He's looking at the house. You wanted to buy the house.
[00:13:03] Speaker C: That one looks good.
[00:13:04] Speaker B: That's when she. She comes in and then she thinks about it for, like, five seconds. And then you stuck her head out the window.
Got a lot of nerve. Missed.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: Oh, that's who she sent it to?
[00:13:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: Oh, I thought that was a different story.
What's wrong with him asking if it's for sale?
[00:13:20] Speaker B: You don't just walk up to someone and shout, oi, is that house for sale?
What the fuck?
[00:13:28] Speaker A: I don't see any problem with that.
[00:13:29] Speaker C: It doesn't seem so bad, Right.
[00:13:31] Speaker B: We'll have to drag her in and say what really goes.
[00:13:36] Speaker A: I was thinking about that. I think we should have a wives show where we bring in our wives or significant other, our common law wives, whatever you want to say, and we bring them in and.
Yeah, I don't know what we do once we bring them in, but we.
[00:13:47] Speaker C: Bring them in, figure it out, then.
[00:13:50] Speaker A: Sit them down here.
My wife has a lot to say at home about the show. I'd like her to come on Mike and say a few things.
[00:13:56] Speaker C: Sounds good.
[00:13:57] Speaker B: All right. Or maybe just promising a guest wife.
[00:14:00] Speaker A: Guest wife? Yeah.
Guest wife show.
[00:14:02] Speaker C: All right, let's do it.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: So I can. Can I bring her in at any time and we'll put her on?
[00:14:06] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:14:06] Speaker A: Unannounced. Here's my wife.
[00:14:08] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: Am I. Am I under oath to rein it in?
[00:14:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
You gotta rain it in.
[00:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:16] Speaker A: You don't have to rain it.
[00:14:17] Speaker B: I'd rather not reign it in, but.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: All right, well, you know, I feel like my carte blanche.
[00:14:23] Speaker B: I feel like most of the. The thing. The podcast is me laying landmines.
[00:14:28] Speaker A: Yeah, it is.
[00:14:28] Speaker B: It is to stand on.
[00:14:30] Speaker A: Yeah. And. And I'm getting my legs blown off every week, but not anymore. I'm getting wise to it.
All right, well, we got a very special comedian to talk about today. Goes by the name of Andrew Santino.
Similar initials to similar name to a man I saw just a few nights ago, Adam Sandler.
[00:14:54] Speaker B: Are we doing him at the end? Are we doing that at the end or now? Sandler.
[00:14:59] Speaker A: Oh, you want to do it?
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Sandler, recap.
[00:15:00] Speaker A: Sandler, recap.
I don't care.
[00:15:03] Speaker C: Let's do it now.
[00:15:04] Speaker A: Let's do it now. All right, what happened?
What happened with what?
I was supposed to get backstage. Yep. Right. It was.
[00:15:12] Speaker C: It was.
[00:15:13] Speaker A: I don't want to say it was promised to me, but it was really about A week ago, C.J. sullivan, who was part of a writing team for Robert Smigel.
[00:15:24] Speaker C: Right.
[00:15:24] Speaker A: That helped write some material for Smigel for this show.
Smigel came on and did the Pope, which was great.
He does a great. He did the Bears, guys. Yeah. As the Pope. Did you go to the show? You didn't go to the show?
[00:15:36] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: And so as part of that, they. They got tickets, him and Flannery and. But they expected to, you know, get tickets and backstage.
[00:15:49] Speaker C: Right.
[00:15:50] Speaker A: I already had tickets to the show. As a super fan. I was sitting up in 300, row one.
[00:15:55] Speaker C: What. What exactly was the show?
[00:15:57] Speaker A: The show was called you're my best Friend. He's doing it every night of the week in a different city. Smigel is no Adam Sandler.
[00:16:04] Speaker C: Adam Sandler is.
[00:16:05] Speaker A: Yeah. And he brings out all the greats. Sarah Sherman was there to open.
[00:16:11] Speaker C: She did.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: Speaking of filthy, a very filthy, filthy act that didn't really land.
I don't know if she.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: I mean, it isn't sandler's audience. All 50 year old former frat boys, though. They're not gonna get Sherman.
[00:16:27] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. She tried to go really filthy right away and it didn't. Didn't really land. She was talking about hemorrhoids and putting things in her vagina.
[00:16:37] Speaker C: This was at the uc, right?
[00:16:38] Speaker A: This is at the United Center. Yeah, yeah.
[00:16:41] Speaker B: Well, they're good video screens.
[00:16:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big video screen. You end up watching the screen.
[00:16:46] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: The whole time anyway.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: So did Sherman use the video?
[00:16:49] Speaker A: She did some video stuff, yeah. Well, what do you mean? Did she show her own videos?
[00:16:54] Speaker B: No. Did she use. She has this really ultra gross out bit that she did at the Vic.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: Where she like zooms in on our. On our box.
[00:17:01] Speaker B: Yeah. And all this other stuff.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: Yeah, some of that.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:05] Speaker A: She kind of bombed. And then out comes Spade, who.
[00:17:10] Speaker C: Wow.
[00:17:10] Speaker B: I would have gone for that.
[00:17:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:12] Speaker C: Spade.
[00:17:12] Speaker A: You didn't know who was coming. I think he has different people every show. Spade comes out and does his act. CJ said he phoned it in. He said it was. He didn't really.
[00:17:22] Speaker B: You know, I once saw. The only time I ever saw Spade was at a charity thing. And he just phoned it in for 10 minutes until the room was silent. And then he goes, oh, I guess you want me to do proper stuff then. And the audience is sitting there, yeah, we paid 50 fucking dollars.
So that's probably what he did then.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: Similar to that. But he. He was funny. I thought he was funny.
And then Sandler comes out and does about two hours.
Fuck of just me. Like, he's. There's nobody more comfortable on stage than this guy, right? He just kind of rambles and mumbles and, you know, seemingly, I mean, isn't prepared, but, you know, I'm sure he's doing this every night and then play songs and brings out, you know, different guests. And I'd never seen him live, so I was excited to see that. Yeah.
[00:18:15] Speaker C: You've never seen Adam Sandler Life. Oh, really?
Oh, I'm surprised.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:21] Speaker C: As a super fan, I thought you would have several times.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: No, I know. Yeah. I don't know how much he tours, but yeah.
So it was kind of underwhelming, but it was. It was enjoyable.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: Two hours is too much.
[00:18:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:18:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Long in the tooth. Anyway, so C.J.
[00:18:39] Speaker C: Says, oh, sorry, Bill, can you use that one in a sentence?
[00:18:43] Speaker A: What?
[00:18:44] Speaker C: Long in the tooth. Mark. Is that an American?
[00:18:46] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:18:47] Speaker C: Damn it. All right. I guess Bill just did. Anyway.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I just did. So I was gonna do it again, I guess.
[00:18:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:18:53] Speaker A: So then afterwards. So I'm looking at my phone, right? Because CJ's like, if we. If we're going backstage, you know, then it'll be like an after show thing. I'm like, okay, so keep looking at the phone. The show ends, right? And I'm with my missus. I don't, you know, I told her, I told him that, you know, I'm with my missus, but, you know, I'll leave her in the dust if need be to get back there, because I want to get back there and invite Sandler to play in our morning pickup basketball game. He's a big basketball.
[00:19:20] Speaker C: Right.
[00:19:21] Speaker A: Pickup guy, and he plays wherever, you know, there's a game. So I'm thinking I can get him down there with the boys in the morning.
And CJ says, Ah, come down. Come down to one. We're outside 122.
[00:19:34] Speaker C: This is during the show?
[00:19:35] Speaker A: No, this is after the show. So we come down, I got the Mrs. You know, and it's him and Vanna down there, right?
And no backstage now. I don't know what happened, but yeah, no backs now.
[00:19:48] Speaker C: Did not.
So was it only you that didn't get to go?
[00:19:51] Speaker A: No, none of them story.
All right, so that's the Sandler bit. And then. And you did a charity event for the Pat Bryce. Yeah. This weekend.
[00:20:03] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:20:04] Speaker A: And that raised a lot of money. They're gonna give him a full scholarship. Full scholarship in Pat Bryce's name?
[00:20:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
Like I said, I wasn't really thinking. I was Gonna have much to do. And then ended up pretty much working all night, which is good by me. That's how I like to be.
[00:20:22] Speaker A: Hey, I didn't know much about this Pat McGann. Comedian. He's quite a comedian. Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: He's kind of, you know, comment comedy royalty for Chicago.
[00:20:31] Speaker A: He is, yeah. How do I not know? I never heard of him. Did he ever perform? But you know Pat McGann.
[00:20:36] Speaker C: I know the name.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: I mean, he was a Zany's house guy. And then, yeah, Sebastian Manis, Calco.
Really kind of, you know, strapped him in the Rockets.
[00:20:49] Speaker A: He opens for him, right? Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: And so that, you know, obviously shitload of exposure, I think, pushed him above and beyond a Chicago base.
[00:20:59] Speaker A: I heard he killed.
Yeah, it did.
[00:21:04] Speaker B: Hang on. I'm just trying to think because I was doing stuff.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: Yeah. All right.
Well, he went to University of Dayton, and that's where all the money in the room was from.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: All Dayton people. Yeah, I heard a lot of.
[00:21:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: Flyers.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: It was kind of funny at the end.
So Dan, Pat's brother, said, I'm gonna get all the. The University of Dayton people on the stage for a picture afterwards.
And. And I'm sitting there thinking, I don't think the park west is gonna like that. But, you know, whatever. A couple, you know, a dozen people on the stage ain't gonna hurt. So then he. At the end, they call on the University of Dayton people.
Hundreds of people going up onto the stage. I mean, a hundred.
[00:21:50] Speaker A: So the whole place is dating people.
[00:21:52] Speaker B: Yeah. But I was like, park west is definitely not liking this. It was like, oh, just having all.
[00:21:58] Speaker A: The people on stage.
[00:21:59] Speaker B: It was like capital steps. September, January 6th. I mean, just like people climbing up. Yeah.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:06] Speaker B: That kind of made me laugh.
[00:22:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: They were getting nervous with all those people fall off.
[00:22:11] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, only takes one dipshit to fall off. And great, now we got to go to court. Blah, blah, blah.
[00:22:17] Speaker A: Well, it was a big weekend here.
I also attended the 24 hour horror movie marathon.
[00:22:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:22:27] Speaker A: It's a weird. It's a weird crowd that attends a 24 hour horror marathon.
[00:22:33] Speaker B: All male.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Not a lot of attractive women or women at all.
Not a lot of attractive men.
A real underbelly.
[00:22:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: Of society.
[00:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
I can't do horror films. They scare the absolute out of me.
[00:22:50] Speaker A: Have you seen Smile? Christian was saying, you would like Smile.
[00:22:53] Speaker C: It's great.
[00:22:53] Speaker A: Check it out. It's not that bad. It's not that scary. Smile. Check it out tonight.
[00:22:58] Speaker C: It's disturbing.
[00:22:59] Speaker A: I mean, it's disturbing.
[00:23:00] Speaker B: Yeah, Just like gore I can just about get through because that's just so cartoonish and stupid.
[00:23:06] Speaker C: Right.
[00:23:06] Speaker B: But if it's genuinely gonna have me looking behind the curtains and stuff, this.
[00:23:11] Speaker C: One will mess with you.
[00:23:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm not fucking doing that then. I still got Blair Witch Project sealed, vhs. I haven't even. I don't know why I even bought it because it was, you know.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: Have you seen it?
[00:23:22] Speaker B: No. Apparently it's super in your head because there's not really any gore and stuff. It just has you not wanting to go outside.
[00:23:31] Speaker C: I wonder if that's one of those ones that only gets in your head if you see it in the theater, though, you know, because that was the big thing when it came out.
[00:23:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Once.
[00:23:37] Speaker C: It's got to see it in the theater because it's like. Yeah, it has to be on the big screen. You have to be totally engrossed in it.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: And if you don't know anything about it, then it gets you. But if once it came out and it got all the buzz and everything, people said, you know what it was about then.
[00:23:49] Speaker C: Right. You had to see it early. Yeah. If you saw it too late. If you saw it. But yeah, when I saw, I was like, just. Right. It lost its effect. Yeah. I saw it early, though. It still had the effect. Yeah.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: And you're probably young.
[00:24:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Reminds me of the Brian Trainum joke. He goes. I don't know why. I don't know why porn gets a bad rap. It's better. Better than horror by a mile. I've never been too scared to go in the basement in case I walk in on a threesome.
Good joke. It's got structure. Good one.
But yeah. The only horror film I can watch is American Werewolf in London because it has humor to it. And now I know where. I know where to look away.
[00:24:32] Speaker A: So you're scared by, like, the effects of the werewolf?
[00:24:37] Speaker B: No, no. The.
[00:24:38] Speaker A: Well, you look away when he transforms into the werewolf.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:24:41] Speaker A: Attack somebody.
[00:24:43] Speaker B: No, not that. The bit where the Nazi pigs bust in and machine gun the family.
[00:24:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. That's rough.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: That one will get you the first time. So I just look away then? But no, I don't. I don't. I don't watch horror.
[00:24:57] Speaker A: That surprises me. Someone with. With such a deadened soul would not.
Not be able to watch horror.
[00:25:05] Speaker C: Right.
[00:25:06] Speaker A: Surprise you.
[00:25:08] Speaker C: It doesn't surprise me, though.
There's all sorts of like, Marcusms like that. You know what I mean?
[00:25:15] Speaker A: Inconsistencies.
[00:25:16] Speaker C: Right, Exactly.
Yeah.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: Inconsistency. Is my consistency.
[00:25:23] Speaker A: All right, well, here we go. We're gonna talk about Andrew Santino today.
[00:25:28] Speaker B: What was he had some nicknames on Wikipedia.
[00:25:31] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't do any research on this guy. Somebody Christian. We know why you chose him.
[00:25:35] Speaker C: Why? Why is that?
[00:25:37] Speaker A: Because I texted about seeing him on a billboard and.
[00:25:40] Speaker C: Oh, actually, there's more to it than that. Ah. But damn it, I can't remember the order of it.
I think it was, like, just the day before Borky was texting, wasn't it? Was it you and me, Mark?
Like, I keep seeing these advertisements everywhere for this guy all over Wrigleyville. You guys should do your next podcast about this guy. Blah, blah, blah.
Borky was.
She lives over in Wrigleyville. Well, she lives in Boys Town, so.
Yeah. Right. And then the very next day is when you texted the. The same billboard, basically, above Wrigley Field.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: Right next to it, and that was a done deal.
[00:26:14] Speaker C: Right. And I remember when I responded, I was like, oh, it's so funny you say that. Funny timing.
[00:26:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:18] Speaker A: So what do we know about this guy? Other than what we learned in the special? He's from Chicago, I guess.
[00:26:23] Speaker C: He's from Chicago.
[00:26:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:26:24] Speaker B: Which is weird because. Oh, that's who I meant to ask around and say, who knows this?
[00:26:31] Speaker A: Did he come through here?
[00:26:32] Speaker B: No, definitely didn't. But I know I kind of get the impression that if you asked a bunch of old Chicago comedians, who is this guy? They'd all go, not a fucking clue.
[00:26:45] Speaker A: So he never really performed here. Or maybe he did. We just don't know.
Well, he's from the city.
[00:26:50] Speaker B: I think I'm from Naperville, so that's some. That's probably.
[00:26:55] Speaker A: Well, he said he went to LaSalle Elementary School when LaSalle's in the city.
[00:27:00] Speaker C: That's true. He did say that.
[00:27:01] Speaker A: Didn't he say that? He said, we went to La Salle. Unless there's a LaSalle in Naperville. You know what?
That always bothers me when people say they're from Chicago, but they're from the suburbs. Like, if you're on vacation somewhere and be like, oh, we're from Chicago. And I get why they say that.
[00:27:16] Speaker C: Because it's the closest relevant place people can geographically identify.
[00:27:20] Speaker A: Right.
[00:27:20] Speaker B: Well, it says he grew up river north, but then it says, graduated from Naperville North High School. So.
[00:27:27] Speaker A: Okay, so he probably, you know.
[00:27:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:29] Speaker A: Early years here.
Had you ever heard of Andrew Santino before this?
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:27:34] Speaker C: No?
[00:27:35] Speaker A: No. But when you look, he's got some Specials going back 10 years people seem to know.
[00:27:41] Speaker C: Yeah. About them. At the end of his. At the end of this special, he kind of mentions them and everybody.
[00:27:45] Speaker B: What's interesting is when I went to his website, all his upcoming gigs are casinos.
[00:27:51] Speaker C: Really?
[00:27:56] Speaker A: Like Mohegan Sun, Hard Rock Casino, stuff like that. Yeah, those kind of places.
All right, well, this is called White Noise. Not to be confused with the. The Great book by Don DeLillo.
White Noise and Film of.
[00:28:10] Speaker C: Also a film.
[00:28:11] Speaker A: Yeah, film starring Scarlett Jo. No, that's not. Adam Driver and.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: Oh, that was terrible.
[00:28:19] Speaker A: And Greta Gerwig.
[00:28:22] Speaker B: Yep, terrible. And it ends in a song by who?
Christian McCann.
[00:28:27] Speaker C: Oh, I have no idea. I've never seen this movie.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: You saw this movie?
[00:28:32] Speaker B: Yeah. The one where the cars floating down the river.
[00:28:34] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:28:35] Speaker B: It's interminable.
[00:28:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:36] Speaker B: But it ends in lcd. No, LCD song.
[00:28:40] Speaker A: Oh, lcd.
Anyway, so it's called White Noise, but his is.
His white noise, I think really relates to him being a white supremacist.
[00:28:52] Speaker C: Right.
[00:28:53] Speaker A: Is that what you get from this? That this is white supremacist comedy? Comedy of the whole veiled white supremacist Andrew Santino.
[00:29:05] Speaker B: The whole way through, I was trying to work out whether he was or not.
And I just.
Honestly, the jury is still out. I don't know. You're left. The jury is still out for me on it.
[00:29:16] Speaker A: On him being a white supremacist.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: The last bit.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: You know, last bit.
[00:29:23] Speaker B: The actual white noise tie in. I got a white noise machine. I got a black noise machine. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I wasn't. I was on the fence with it. I was like, I see what he's doing here. He's. And he presented it well. But that shit's not going to fly, obviously. Not with the.
Ain't going to fly with your 24 year old.
[00:29:41] Speaker C: Maybe that's why he's playing casinos. Yes.
[00:29:44] Speaker A: That's a Maga crowd.
[00:29:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a casino kind of joke.
[00:29:47] Speaker B: I didn't see this set as that maga. I definitely think it.
[00:29:51] Speaker A: You can't be that.
[00:29:52] Speaker B: It kept tipping up to tiptoeing up to the line. Yes, it definitely was doing that.
[00:29:58] Speaker A: It was a wink, wink Maga.
[00:30:00] Speaker B: You think so?
[00:30:01] Speaker A: Fucking I think so.
This guy strikes you as otherwise.
[00:30:06] Speaker B: I mean, when he wasn't doing race stuff, he was humping the microphone or.
[00:30:12] Speaker C: Yeah, lots of that.
[00:30:13] Speaker B: Holy. Like he must need. He must have to go back to his. Oh, hell, dude. By the end of it, he pray. Has to ice his pelvis down constantly.
[00:30:24] Speaker A: That was.
[00:30:25] Speaker B: I didn't recognize that the Amount of sexual pantomiming on this special.
[00:30:29] Speaker C: It was. A lot.
[00:30:30] Speaker B: Was off the charts, really.
[00:30:32] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:30:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:33] Speaker C: Get to the. That's. That's when I was starting to look away. You know, like you do with the horror movies. Every time he started, I remember the.
[00:30:38] Speaker A: One bit when he talks about a woman doing fellatio.
[00:30:41] Speaker C: Yeah, right, right.
[00:30:42] Speaker A: He doesn't think of the other one 12 more times.
[00:30:45] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:30:49] Speaker B: I mean, he's humping furniture.
I mean, just.
[00:30:53] Speaker A: Hell, well, I turn it on, and immediately, I don't like the look of him.
[00:30:58] Speaker C: Right.
[00:30:59] Speaker A: I don't like, who's got red hair? Yeah. I don't like. Well, don't paint me into a corner here. I like you.
[00:31:04] Speaker C: You can say it because he.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: Like, he looks like half of Boston.
[00:31:08] Speaker A: No, I don't know what it is. It's. It's the beard and the hair. And I don't like his clothes.
[00:31:14] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:31:15] Speaker A: I don't like his men's shoes. You don't see a comedian in men's shoes like that.
[00:31:19] Speaker C: Yeah, the shoes. Noticed that, too. Like, the fake leather sort of looking like hospital shoes.
[00:31:26] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like his alpha. Like, the airlines lost his luggage.
[00:31:31] Speaker C: He does address it at one point. He says, you know, I have red hair, so I can only wear.
[00:31:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:35] Speaker C: Blue, black, and gray. And he says, this is the outfit that I. That I can wear. He said if I. And I didn't get this joke. Actually, I was hoping maybe one of you two did. Then he says, if you ever see me wearing orange or yellow, that means I have cancer.
[00:31:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know what that means either.
[00:31:48] Speaker C: Right.
[00:31:50] Speaker A: Just a shadow of cancer patients, I guess.
[00:31:52] Speaker B: Scrubs.
[00:31:52] Speaker A: No, that's what I was thinking.
[00:31:54] Speaker C: Scrubs. But scrubs aren't. Those are blue, at least. But why would. Also, why would you be wearing scrubs? You'd be wearing a hospital gown, you know?
[00:32:00] Speaker B: Well, yeah, hospital gown. I mean, like orange. I thought hospital gowns were orange.
[00:32:04] Speaker C: No, the prison jumpsuits are orange. But he didn't say he's gonna be in prison.
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:08] Speaker C: Yeah. So I thought maybe it was because he doesn't give a shit anymore. Cause he's got cancer. Maybe it's like a make a wish thing. Like he's always wanted to wear red. And I was told, growing up with red hair that I can't wear red or orange.
Yeah. Yeah. I was told I cannot wear. How do you do red or orange shirts? I can't. Yeah, I was told I cannot pull those off.
[00:32:27] Speaker A: Were you teased mercilessly for being red?
[00:32:30] Speaker B: Orange.
[00:32:31] Speaker A: Redheaded.
[00:32:32] Speaker C: Yeah. Like middle school is a lot of teasing for being redhead. The beginning.
[00:32:36] Speaker A: Oh, what are some of the tease.
[00:32:38] Speaker C: Here's what happened. So it's just like everything. I mean, it starts with a simple, like carrot top, you know, like, oh, top of carrots are green. You know, is your big comeback for that. And then.
[00:32:45] Speaker A: That's a good comeback.
[00:32:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Thank you.
And it just kind of just. It's just one of those.
[00:32:51] Speaker B: I thought ginger head people were an accepted minority in America, because in England, right.
English people and ginger hair. Yeah, because ginger is Celtic is.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:33:04] Speaker B: And so, like, one of the first things, you know, my. My missus said to me, who. She's an American.
What's the problem English people have with. With ginger haired people?
[00:33:17] Speaker C: It might be more accepted, but, you know, kids will just latch on to anything that you're doing. Anything that's different. And with me, it was just like, red hair is an easy target, you know? So that. That was pretty much middle school. And I mean, you get used to it. It's just like anything else, you know, like you get teased for something all the time. Who cares? But then finally, around mid high school, it started going away. People are growing up. They're like, okay, no more low hanging fruit. We're gonna find more creative ways to take a dig at you. You know what I mean? And so that.
[00:33:44] Speaker A: So what did they go to next?
[00:33:45] Speaker C: That finally went away?
I mean, it could have been anything. The clothes, who cares?
That finally went away. And then south park came out with the kick of ginger or Gingers don't have souls episode. And I remember that.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: And it all came back.
[00:33:58] Speaker C: God damn it. Yep. And it all started all.
And oh, my God, that lasted like another four years then, you know.
[00:34:06] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But you know, I think you're handsome.
[00:34:09] Speaker C: Hey, thanks so much.
[00:34:10] Speaker B: You should try having not having hair as a.
[00:34:13] Speaker A: You're a slap head.
[00:34:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Being a slap head. Jesus Christ.
[00:34:17] Speaker A: But look in that picture, you get the same amount of hair, then you haven't lost a single hair.
[00:34:21] Speaker B: You've always. This. This happened after that.
[00:34:24] Speaker A: I think I thought that was a solar panel for a sex machine.
Ever see that T shirt? No, I'm not bald.
It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
[00:34:33] Speaker C: Please find that T shirt.
[00:34:35] Speaker B: Oh, I've heard that one before.
[00:34:36] Speaker C: Oh, God, that's great.
[00:34:38] Speaker B: I love. Anyway, getting back to Andrew Santino, he leads his. What's his opening sentence? You must have written that down.
[00:34:45] Speaker A: Did I?
Is it. Is it racist to retweet the n Word. Is it racist?
[00:34:51] Speaker B: That was the first word of the special first sentence. And some like, here we go. Strap yourself in.
Scream if you want to go faster.
[00:35:01] Speaker A: How do you like it with a comedian? Do you like a comedian to come out with? I think what's her name did Schlesinger's. Eliza Schlesinger came out and just boom, right into the bits. Boom. Like, doesn't even say hello to the audience. Or do you like a comedian to come out and kind of amble and ramble and just kind of warm up slowly? I like a slow warm up. I like, hey, what's up?
[00:35:23] Speaker C: I like right into it.
[00:35:24] Speaker A: Oh, you want right into it.
[00:35:25] Speaker C: I. I like that. I like when the first thing, like, we're going. It's just. It's right out of the gates.
[00:35:30] Speaker A: I like a.
I like a little warm up. How about you?
[00:35:35] Speaker B: I don't want to be. Yeah. I don't want to be messed around. Okay.
[00:35:39] Speaker A: I don't know if it's messing around. It's being genuine and honest. Like, hey, what's up? Hey. I'm a little nervous.
[00:35:44] Speaker B: I haven't paid you for. Be genuine and honest. Paid you for jokes, Mr. Funny Man.
[00:35:49] Speaker A: Okay.
Wow. It's a transaction.
[00:35:53] Speaker B: But actually, it leads into a good bit. I put.
[00:35:56] Speaker A: He had a good bit.
[00:35:57] Speaker B: Well, the joke was that it was a. First of all, he says is the N word blah. Because that was a rapper, and. And so that's meant to let the steam out of it.
[00:36:09] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:36:10] Speaker B: But then it turns out to be a white rapper, and he's. He's done a little. Yeah. But even though I had to Google, so did I.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: You don't know who Jack Harlow is?
[00:36:18] Speaker B: No, I had to do.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: You don't know who Jack.
[00:36:20] Speaker C: I could figure it out through context. I was like, a white guy.
[00:36:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:24] Speaker B: No. So I.
Yeah, I had to Google him, But then I lost a bit of the impact.
[00:36:30] Speaker C: He does have a perm, too, as.
[00:36:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:36:32] Speaker C: Santino discussed.
[00:36:34] Speaker B: I think that's when I decided to Google him, because I was like, hang on.
[00:36:37] Speaker C: Yeah, I want to see this perm going on. Yeah, let's see this. Let's see this head of hair.
[00:36:40] Speaker A: So I don't like it. I don't like the him doing the, you know, white people versus black people humor. I don't like it.
[00:36:50] Speaker B: It's a litany of trite.
[00:36:54] Speaker A: It's Right. But it's also like, look how daring I am. I'm gonna sit like. No, don't.
[00:36:59] Speaker B: Just.
[00:37:01] Speaker A: I don't like it. And Then he says he has a line. It's like, we all say it. I'm like, what?
[00:37:06] Speaker C: Right. Yeah, Right.
[00:37:07] Speaker A: Excuse me? We all say it.
He's like. Well, in songs, right?
[00:37:12] Speaker C: Like, when we all sing it, his.
[00:37:14] Speaker A: Whole act is that it's walking up to the line, saying something, like, really controversial, and then, like, just tiptoeing it back. Like a wink, wink, like, but not really, or, you know, which leads me to believe that he really is this racist, misogynist, punching down type of guy in real life. I don't know if he is or not, but the act and how he presents it leads me to believe that he is. He just. He's like. I would say more, but, you know, I can't type of guy. You know what I mean?
And so I get that the whole way through, and I'm like, this guy's a piece of shit.
[00:37:49] Speaker C: Yeah. You know, he does talk a lot about how much he looks up to.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: His dad, too, who's also a racist.
[00:37:56] Speaker C: Right. And likes getting wasted with them.
[00:37:58] Speaker A: Right.
[00:37:58] Speaker C: And you don't drink with somebody that's racist unless you're also racist.
[00:38:02] Speaker A: Right?
Right.
[00:38:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Right? Yeah.
[00:38:05] Speaker B: Like, we should put some feelers out.
[00:38:07] Speaker A: In the community about whether Andrew Santino is a white supremacist.
[00:38:11] Speaker B: Yeah. This guy's gotta have some links.
[00:38:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
And I was. I said it last week. I said, you know, like, sarcastically, we need a MAGA comic. And then you pulled this one out of your back pocket, and it.
[00:38:27] Speaker C: And he really is locked and loaded.
[00:38:29] Speaker A: So there is a.
There is a whole cadre of MAGA comics out there, probably besides Ron White, Theo Vaughan, Theo Vaughn.
[00:38:42] Speaker B: He did have a good bit to interrupt the. The pile on.
Just shoot the school shootings where he talks about, why isn't the janitors doing it? Because we are all complete dicks to them.
[00:38:53] Speaker A: Yeah, it was okay. But again, like, I don't want to. I don't.
Don't make fun of school shootings. Right. Like, that's a. I'm not finding humor in that.
[00:39:04] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:39:06] Speaker A: Sad.
Sad.
All his jokes are at the expense of marginalized or oppressed people.
Yeah.
[00:39:20] Speaker C: Again, makes sense with a casino tour.
[00:39:22] Speaker B: Right?
[00:39:23] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, he knows his audience. If he's playing casinos.
[00:39:27] Speaker A: Let's go through some of the people he took shots at.
Black people, brown people, Mexican people, Asians, gays, women, autistic people.
[00:39:44] Speaker C: He does use the F word for gays a bunch.
[00:39:46] Speaker A: Yep.
Yeah.
Who else did I miss? Anybody?
[00:39:54] Speaker C: Janitors.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: Janitors.
That was just that. Yeah.
[00:39:59] Speaker B: So, like, horses.
[00:40:02] Speaker C: Horses, yeah.
[00:40:03] Speaker A: Now, listen, if there was a good bit in here, and I think we. And I want to get away from, like. Well, you did a couple good. Yeah. If you have a special. You should. I would hope you'd have a couple of good jokes. Right.
[00:40:14] Speaker C: The.
[00:40:15] Speaker A: The Sharks vs. Horses bit was pretty good.
Where he says, like, more people die from riding horseback than shark attacks.
[00:40:21] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:40:21] Speaker A: That's a nice observation. And it's not punching down on anybody.
Right.
[00:40:26] Speaker B: I just put. It's, like, contrived.
[00:40:28] Speaker A: You thought that was contrived?
[00:40:30] Speaker B: No, no, that. That isn't. It's a setup for a very contrived bit about hating horses. Yeah.
[00:40:35] Speaker A: Oh, he hates horses.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: Who hates.
[00:40:37] Speaker C: Yeah, he hates. He hates horses.
[00:40:39] Speaker A: Okay.
Punches down on them. Yeah.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:40:45] Speaker A: Drag.
[00:40:46] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:40:46] Speaker A: He also wanted drag queens.
[00:40:48] Speaker B: Well, that. I got people who.
[00:40:49] Speaker A: Like Harry Potter.
[00:40:50] Speaker B: I put virtue signaling for that. The drag queens bit?
[00:40:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Like. What do you mean, virtue signaling?
[00:40:56] Speaker C: What does that mean?
[00:40:57] Speaker B: Like, he's like, I don't give a fuck if you're a drag queen.
Something.
[00:41:03] Speaker A: Yeah. He says he doesn't care, but then he does, like, the. His cousin is like, you're not gonna.
No drag queen gonna read to.
[00:41:10] Speaker C: My kid is going to read.
[00:41:11] Speaker A: I don't care if you're a drag queen.
[00:41:14] Speaker C: Right.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: If you're looking to catch Andrew Santino sometime soon.
[00:41:20] Speaker A: I'm not.
[00:41:20] Speaker B: Kills it. The punchline. San Francisco.
[00:41:23] Speaker A: That's not a casino.
[00:41:24] Speaker B: Tempe. Improv. But Spade.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: That's where Spade cut us.
[00:41:27] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. But then Horseshoe, Hammond, Indiana. Caesars, Windsor. We could go to that.
Wind Creek. Bethlehem. Sounds like one the. Where is it? Borgata. Atlantic City. That's got to be a casino, right? Har.
Seven Feathers. Got to be a casino and win. Casino. Vegas.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: No, I don't. I don't want to see any.
[00:41:55] Speaker B: The other thing backstage.
[00:41:56] Speaker A: Can we get back to.
Can we get backstage with them? Do you know anybody at the Hammond Horseshoe?
The Horseshoe and Hammond.
[00:42:05] Speaker C: No, I don't.
Yeah, my Horseshoe connections have dried up.
[00:42:11] Speaker B: Never been there.
[00:42:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:42:13] Speaker B: I. I. C.J.
[00:42:14] Speaker A: We went to see Norm one time.
What the.
[00:42:17] Speaker B: Was Norm doing it?
Horseshoe.
[00:42:20] Speaker A: It was fun. It was good, huh?
Well, he's a huge gambler, probably.
[00:42:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. But he's. Yeah, they just pay him, and I bet he owed him. He owed him 10 grand.
[00:42:33] Speaker A: That's probably why I was there to begin.
The other thing I didn't like about the Santino fellow, he was always bragging about how well he's done in comedy. Do you notice that?
[00:42:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it was a little odd.
[00:42:44] Speaker A: Right? Like, I've done well in comedy. I'm touring, I go all over the world.
I've made some money. I've had a little success.
You know, I'm happy to share it, buy my niece some stuff because I've had success.
[00:42:55] Speaker C: It's like, yeah, even his final. His final line, which was weird, wasn't even a joke. It was just, I love doing this for a living. Thank you for coming. Goodbye.
[00:43:05] Speaker A: It's like, yeah, that was the weirdest. He doesn't end with a joke. I don't think we've seen that before.
[00:43:09] Speaker C: Where?
[00:43:10] Speaker A: Well, I mean, there's. There's really no joke that even precedes it. It's just, you know, and I thought he was going to end with some kind of, you, like, finalized.
[00:43:19] Speaker C: Yeah. You. Some sort of turn.
[00:43:21] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I'm just really, you know, happy to be able to do this, you know, and thank you for coming. Yeah. Like you said, this guy's a piece of.
[00:43:35] Speaker B: Okay, so let's talk about an interesting fact. Did you watch the credits?
[00:43:43] Speaker A: Sort of.
[00:43:44] Speaker B: Did you see who one of the executive producers was?
[00:43:47] Speaker A: No.
[00:43:48] Speaker C: Khalil.
[00:43:49] Speaker B: Yes. You gotta get. Go through.
[00:43:50] Speaker C: If you can guess, guess.
[00:43:53] Speaker A: Ron White.
[00:43:54] Speaker C: We'll do Hot or Cold.
[00:43:56] Speaker A: Larry the Cable Guy.
[00:43:57] Speaker C: Colder. Called.
[00:43:58] Speaker A: Donald Trump.
Steve Bannon.
[00:44:02] Speaker B: Cold.
Okay, let's give you a clue.
[00:44:07] Speaker A: Joseph Stalin. Family Trust.
[00:44:09] Speaker B: Think of the wide, wide World of Sports.
[00:44:12] Speaker A: Bob Costas.
[00:44:13] Speaker B: Warmer.
[00:44:14] Speaker A: Marvel. Evie.
[00:44:15] Speaker C: Warmer.
Right. Sport.
[00:44:24] Speaker A: Magic Johnson.
[00:44:26] Speaker C: Think, think, think.
Remember when he was think.
[00:44:30] Speaker A: Did I say Marv Levy?
[00:44:31] Speaker B: How did Marv Levy think.
[00:44:33] Speaker C: States. Think States that have a lot of KKK members as discussed in Santino's side.
[00:44:41] Speaker A: Fuck.
[00:44:42] Speaker C: I don't know.
[00:44:42] Speaker B: Think about. Think about.
[00:44:43] Speaker A: Embarrass me on the show. Trying to guess.
[00:44:45] Speaker B: Think about how his antipathy towards horses is somewhat ironic considering who this executive producer is now.
[00:44:55] Speaker A: Bob Scott Goldsworth.
[00:44:56] Speaker C: Let's put the three clues together. You had the right sport, which is football.
[00:45:00] Speaker A: Oh, I said. I meant Marv Albert. But.
[00:45:02] Speaker C: Okay, but. Okay, well, you got lucky with that one then. Okay, so football.
[00:45:05] Speaker A: Jerry Jones.
[00:45:06] Speaker C: State with a lot of KKK and horses, but ironic about horses.
So what state might have Kentucky?
[00:45:16] Speaker A: Rand Paul Strom Thurmond.
[00:45:20] Speaker B: We're losing the audience.
[00:45:22] Speaker C: This state was just mentioned in the Casino Talk. You saw Norm MacDonald there one time.
[00:45:29] Speaker A: Indiana.
[00:45:30] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:45:31] Speaker A: John Mallencamp.
[00:45:33] Speaker B: An Indiana famous Indiana.
[00:45:36] Speaker A: Peyton Manning.
[00:45:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:45:38] Speaker A: Really?
[00:45:40] Speaker C: I can't believe we got there.
[00:45:43] Speaker B: Maybe I'll just edit from. Wow. Getting there to that.
[00:45:46] Speaker A: I didn't know Peyton Manning's huge racist.
[00:45:51] Speaker B: All that time. In Indiana. Gonna rub off.
[00:45:53] Speaker C: Unavoidable.
[00:45:56] Speaker A: I just thought this. He seemed like a bad guy.
[00:45:59] Speaker C: Is it just holding to that? This is the. Do you think it's the actual Peyton Manning, though?
[00:46:04] Speaker B: You know what? I was gonna look it up before.
[00:46:06] Speaker A: It would be another Peyton Manning.
[00:46:08] Speaker C: There could be.
No, there's baseball players with crazy names like that.
[00:46:12] Speaker A: Andrew Santino.
[00:46:16] Speaker B: I don't know the Manning. No, the Mannings are from Tennessee, right?
[00:46:20] Speaker A: Yeah, they are. Yeah. But, yeah, a guy from Chicago who's in bed with people from the south is a huge racist.
[00:46:31] Speaker C: Right.
[00:46:32] Speaker A: You know who else? This guy. He reminds me of a combination of. Not his act, but his. His Look. Bill burr meets Louis C.K.
[00:46:42] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:46:43] Speaker A: Together. And has a love child.
[00:46:45] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:46:46] Speaker B: You're just merging gingers at this point.
[00:46:48] Speaker A: Merging ginger.
[00:46:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:46:49] Speaker A: Is Lucy K. Ginger. He's a slap head.
[00:46:52] Speaker B: CK was originally. Yeah.
[00:46:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I think he. Yeah, originally.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:46:55] Speaker B: He's. He's a Polsky before he converted. CK is okay. His real name is something like.
[00:47:04] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:47:04] Speaker A: He's Polish or something.
[00:47:05] Speaker B: Right.
I had that. Do you remember years ago, he put out this really funny video of DVD of just short films and then.
Yeah, I gave it away like a tosser. I better be worth something now, you know? You know who else was in it? Laura Kitelinger. Yeah, was in it.
She's a hot female comedian. Right? Bill.
[00:47:30] Speaker C: Bill, what do you think about Laura?
[00:47:31] Speaker B: Laura Kitelinger?
[00:47:32] Speaker A: No, I don't find her be attractive. I love my wife.
[00:47:38] Speaker B: To me, Laura Kylinger is the original. Like, wow, she's hot.
[00:47:42] Speaker C: Really?
[00:47:42] Speaker B: And I met her when she came to the festival a couple of times. Incredibly morose person.
Oh, yeah. Holy.
[00:47:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: She is not laughing on the inside.
[00:47:53] Speaker A: Oh, okay.
[00:47:55] Speaker B: Who else was in it? Chips Cooney. Do you remember Chips Cooney the magician? He did do that.
[00:48:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, Zach, but I remember him being at the festival.
[00:48:04] Speaker B: Yeah. So they're both in the. The CK short video.
[00:48:07] Speaker C: Oh, really?
[00:48:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Chips Cooney, I guess, couple.
[00:48:10] Speaker B: I gave that away. And I think he was just selling them through his website. You know, I mean, like, you put a note.
[00:48:16] Speaker A: This one after he'd been. ME too'd.
[00:48:18] Speaker B: No, I was just. Well, before 20 years ago. Oh, before he was even the darling. You know, he went through that phase of being the darling of the comedy community.
[00:48:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:48:27] Speaker B: Before that even. He had a full head of hair when I bought that.
[00:48:31] Speaker A: Really?
[00:48:31] Speaker B: And it had to be a bit.
[00:48:33] Speaker A: Of a slap head.
[00:48:34] Speaker B: I once bought. I bought. No, he's full head.
[00:48:38] Speaker C: Not even.
[00:48:39] Speaker B: That was the picture on the DVD of him with a full head of hair. Ck. But anyway. And then I also bought a copy of Strategic Grill Locations by Mitch Hedberg, who I know is a big favorite of yours.
And that was a handmade.
Literally a handmade burn.
[00:49:01] Speaker A: He burned it at his house.
[00:49:03] Speaker B: Yeah. And put a little note on it and stuff. And I gave it away.
[00:49:06] Speaker A: Well, that could be worth something.
[00:49:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that could be worth something.
[00:49:08] Speaker A: Damn.
To see where you.
[00:49:11] Speaker C: At least you still have the Blair Witch Project in its original container.
[00:49:16] Speaker B: Sealed.
[00:49:16] Speaker C: Sealed.
[00:49:17] Speaker B: Factory sealed. Vhs.
[00:49:20] Speaker A: You want to go over any more racist bits of his?
[00:49:23] Speaker B: Let's just get to the bit where it's special or not. Bill, is this.
[00:49:28] Speaker A: Well, before we do that, what do you think? I think.
Did you think he was. Take his material aside, which is really just mean material.
How did he deliver as a comedian, do you think? He had good chops? Just as a comedian, the way he delivered and his.
His command and all that.
[00:49:52] Speaker B: To me, he's one of those classics back when you and I were comedy revolutionaries plotting the downfall of comedy in a bar.
He's one of those people, you look at that and go, this is someone who thinks they know what a comedian should sound like and say and blah, blah, blah, but doesn't. And you know, there was very good examples of that on the local scene. And he, to me, is someone who has looked at comedians and gone, Yep, I know.
[00:50:22] Speaker C: All right.
[00:50:23] Speaker A: I see how.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: I see how to do this.
[00:50:25] Speaker C: Right.
[00:50:26] Speaker B: And then does it.
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: But you. You go in, you're going, nah, this isn't a love of comedy or. Yeah, this is.
That's what I think.
[00:50:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. And then he becomes very successful comedy by grudge's success.
[00:50:41] Speaker B: By rote.
[00:50:42] Speaker A: Yes, by rote.
Yeah. He seemed like a guy who sold his soul to the devil.
You know what I mean?
[00:50:51] Speaker C: Especially for all those billboards. That was a big marketing campaign. Right. There's a lot that was. Yeah. Like prime location too.
[00:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:00] Speaker C: That could not have been cheap.
[00:51:01] Speaker A: I rent district, was it?
[00:51:02] Speaker B: Did Hulu the boards or did he fund them?
[00:51:06] Speaker C: No idea.
[00:51:07] Speaker B: That'd be interesting to know that. Now, channel, who can tell us who paid for the boards?
[00:51:15] Speaker A: Disney owns Hulu, Right.
Disney canceled Kimmel at the behest of Trump.
[00:51:24] Speaker C: Right? Yeah.
[00:51:26] Speaker A: Disney is putting this guy out there. Right.
[00:51:29] Speaker C: You see where I'm going here pushing this.
[00:51:31] Speaker A: This is all roads lead back to.
[00:51:35] Speaker C: Well, Frozen head.
[00:51:37] Speaker A: Yep.
Disney is racist. Has always been racist. As with all it's founded. Yeah.
[00:51:44] Speaker C: Horrible.
[00:51:47] Speaker A: Anything coming out of that Disney house is a racist piece of.
[00:51:52] Speaker C: Anything at all.
[00:51:53] Speaker A: Yep.
Yeah.
[00:51:55] Speaker C: Mark's playing Candy Crush.
[00:51:57] Speaker B: Nope. Mark's looking up Peyton Manning, comedy producer. Peyton Manning is a comedy producer through his media company, Omaha Productions.
[00:52:06] Speaker C: Hey, he named it after what he said when he would hike the ball.
[00:52:09] Speaker A: Y. Omaha.
[00:52:11] Speaker C: I hate people.
[00:52:12] Speaker B: What's Omaha got to do with anything?
[00:52:14] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah.
[00:52:14] Speaker A: He would say that.
[00:52:15] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:52:16] Speaker A: And it's.
[00:52:16] Speaker C: And then they snap the ball to him and they throw it.
[00:52:19] Speaker A: His cadence. Yeah, it was an audible change the play.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: I thought he was a popular.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: He is very American football player, apparently.
[00:52:28] Speaker C: Yeah, he's very popular.
[00:52:29] Speaker A: What's his politics? Got to be.
[00:52:31] Speaker B: Got it. Probably right. Yeah.
[00:52:32] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:33] Speaker C: He seems like a right.
[00:52:34] Speaker A: All right, well, I thought of a new way of rating these.
Like, how many laughs did you give? I gave it two laughs and a one, like, heavy breath, but now that's not my review, but I give it zero laughs.
I didn't laugh once.
[00:52:53] Speaker C: Zero.
[00:52:55] Speaker B: No, I didn't laugh.
[00:52:57] Speaker A: Never laughed. You know why? Because I'm not into racist comedy. I don't like punching down on people with developmental issues, you know?
[00:53:11] Speaker C: Is there a thought coming?
[00:53:13] Speaker B: I might have laughed, but I think right out of the gate, I sussed out what he was.
[00:53:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:21] Speaker B: And then I was just like.
[00:53:22] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:53:23] Speaker B: Like, arms crossed.
[00:53:24] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:53:24] Speaker B: This is going nowhere.
[00:53:26] Speaker A: Let's see if we can get them on. Do you think?
[00:53:27] Speaker B: No.
[00:53:28] Speaker A: Anyone would get them on the show.
[00:53:29] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I can't think of a link to the guy.
[00:53:34] Speaker A: No. Yeah. That's another red flag.
[00:53:37] Speaker C: Right?
[00:53:38] Speaker A: Where'd he cut his teeth exactly?
[00:53:41] Speaker B: Luckily.
Well, it says he went to University of Arizona, so I'm guessing you maga probably went around the old circuit there.
[00:53:52] Speaker C: All right.
[00:53:52] Speaker A: I hated him. He's the worst. One of the worst I've ever seen.
[00:53:58] Speaker B: Are we gonna do the right. Your best three worst three next week, then?
[00:54:02] Speaker C: Yeah, sure.
[00:54:03] Speaker B: Of serious.
[00:54:04] Speaker A: I'm afraid saying this stuff like this, though.
He's gonna come after me or somehow.
[00:54:10] Speaker C: Somehow.
[00:54:11] Speaker A: Let's bury this episode all together.
Put it in the lost episodes. I need a loss.
[00:54:16] Speaker C: I haven't been recording this whole time.
[00:54:18] Speaker B: Good.
No, it's going out.
[00:54:20] Speaker A: Oh. I don't. I.
I don't like putting a strong opinion out there, I'm afraid, with ice and everything. Oh, you know, you say anything, you pop your head out at all, they come get you. And this is definitely a MAGA guy.
[00:54:35] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:54:35] Speaker C: Yeah. And he said, they'll get.
[00:54:37] Speaker A: They'll get me.
[00:54:37] Speaker C: And you said all that stuff about Disney, Bill.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: I said all that stuff about you got to bury this episode. All right, Finish it up.
[00:54:43] Speaker C: But lots of redacting.
This is.
[00:54:45] Speaker A: If I get, like, one episode, I get to bury. This is the episode.
[00:54:50] Speaker C: Well.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: I actually liked him.
Actually got a lot of good material, but, you know, I just comfortable with some of the racial humor.
[00:55:08] Speaker B: He did end with a long screed on sex with his wife, which I thought you might have got.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: No, no, I didn't.
I didn't like it at all.
I did. I did breathe heavy one time, which was almost a laugh. When he talked about being in school and, like, kids make fun of, like, Santino jerks off.
That made me laugh.
[00:55:28] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:55:28] Speaker A: I was like.
[00:55:30] Speaker C: That's when he pantomimed. This time, he wasn't humping. He was jerking.
[00:55:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:55:34] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:55:35] Speaker A: There was a lot of that. Yeah.
[00:55:37] Speaker C: All right.
[00:55:38] Speaker A: So, Christian, how did you enjoy.
[00:55:39] Speaker C: I don't like seeing any redheads.
You don't like redheads, So I. I give it automatically. One stale Jewel chicken nugget.
[00:55:48] Speaker A: Oh, that's a good one. I give it. I give it one.
$1 Jewel hot dog and a pizza puff.
[00:55:57] Speaker B: Pizza.
[00:55:58] Speaker A: That's a great rating scale.
If you give it, like, four hot dogs, that's huge.
[00:56:03] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That's. Yeah, that's the four Jewel hot dog pizza.
[00:56:06] Speaker B: Puff is the. The food of the. The gods in jewel terms?
[00:56:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:56:11] Speaker B: $4 a pop. There's not even a lot of heft.
[00:56:14] Speaker A: Oh, it's a sludge.
Sludge and cheese sludge. It's like a hot pocket.
[00:56:19] Speaker C: Yeah, it's just heartburn. It's $4 for heartburn.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: It's not good for you. The hot dog. Stick to the hot dog.
Mark, did you like this? This program?
[00:56:28] Speaker B: The program, Andrew Santino is program. Do I like Santino or do I like this?
[00:56:35] Speaker C: Both.
[00:56:36] Speaker A: How many hot dogs do you give Santino? Jewel? $1.
[00:56:39] Speaker B: If I get. If I gave Andrew Santino a hot dog, he'd spend the next 10 minutes pantomime. Sexing it.
[00:56:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:56:46] Speaker B: So I wouldn't give him a hot dog at all.
[00:56:49] Speaker A: Certainly wouldn't give him no Jewel hot dogs.
[00:56:51] Speaker B: No. No hot dogs, no donuts. Nothing. Could be that could be humped.
[00:56:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
All right, we're unanimous.
[00:57:01] Speaker B: All right.
[00:57:01] Speaker C: All right.
[00:57:02] Speaker B: All right, so. So we cut now and then we had to.
What's Patreon?
[00:57:07] Speaker A: No, wait. We got to say, who's next? Who's next?
[00:57:11] Speaker C: Before. Before we cut before the Patreon special episode that we are paid very handsomely for next week, we will be Reviewing Doug Stanhope's 2013 special. Beer hall putsch put.
[00:57:28] Speaker B: I must have seen that a couple of times already.
[00:57:30] Speaker C: No. You think so?
Oh, Bill, I can tell you're thrilled.
Bill's got his hands over his eyes.
[00:57:37] Speaker B: Talk about hating the players.
That's what he's doing.
[00:57:40] Speaker C: I thought this would be right up Bill's aile.
[00:57:42] Speaker B: Why?
[00:57:43] Speaker C: Because Doug Stanhope, he's filthy. You love filth.
[00:57:47] Speaker A: Listen, this is.
[00:57:47] Speaker C: You're a dirty man. Look at me.
[00:57:49] Speaker A: Loving filth.
[00:57:50] Speaker B: I feel like this is prejudicing the episode even before it's even looked at it right.
[00:57:55] Speaker C: You're showing your cards already. It's not even next week yet.
[00:57:58] Speaker A: Well, I don't like how he treated Powski. I'll say that.
[00:58:01] Speaker C: Who's that?
[00:58:02] Speaker A: Stock Stanhope.
[00:58:05] Speaker B: This is Patreon land.
[00:58:07] Speaker A: He didn't. He did. Wrong. By Powski.
[00:58:09] Speaker C: He was.
[00:58:09] Speaker A: Powsky was part of his whack pack. And then Stanhope cut him loose.
[00:58:14] Speaker C: Well, big drama.
[00:58:15] Speaker A: Something like that.
[00:58:15] Speaker C: Big drama.
[00:58:16] Speaker A: We got to get Powski on here. Can we get Paski in here?
No, you don't.
[00:58:20] Speaker B: On your.
On your reconnaissance. Yeah, Okay.
[00:58:24] Speaker A: I don't know what that means. All right. Doug Stanhope.
Maybe I'll like it.
[00:58:32] Speaker C: Maybe you'll like it.
[00:58:33] Speaker A: Maybe.
[00:58:33] Speaker C: You know, I like.
[00:58:34] Speaker A: I want more Caleb Rear here and hearing.
[00:58:39] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. That was it. Are we still. Are we still on air?
[00:58:42] Speaker C: We're still recording.
[00:58:43] Speaker B: Did this guy turn you straight?
[00:58:46] Speaker A: Who?
Andrew Santino?
[00:58:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:50] Speaker B: You know, you had. You started to back still by. You were switch hitting last week. You were. You were from the other side of the plate.
[00:58:57] Speaker A: I said I was.
[00:58:58] Speaker B: Did this lefty switch you back to the other side of the plane?
[00:59:03] Speaker A: This guy. This guy's on a lefty.
[00:59:04] Speaker B: Well, okay. He's a righty. Did he switch you back?
[00:59:08] Speaker A: No. Why would he?
[00:59:09] Speaker B: I don't know. Okay.
[00:59:10] Speaker A: He's a pig.
[00:59:12] Speaker C: If anything, he pushed you further in the direction that you were already heading.
[00:59:16] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:59:19] Speaker C: Maybe Doug Stanhope will have an effect. We'll find out next week.
